Lor' luv a duck! Rabbi' an' Pork nosey pike jolly ass Deano!

Click me..

Awright geeezzaa! i wan' some cheese . Sorted mate.

i'll half inch your new car cine if u aint careful!

Blimey! alrigh'y then... Nuff said, yeah?

Lor' luv a duck! Jolly nang old chap... Jolly nang. Know what I mean?

For

Jolly good old chap... jolly good

Gawdon Bennet! Simon an' Garfunkel Fred's yer friendly Cockney translator. He'll guide yew fruff da streets ov London no problem. Just type in what yew wan' ter say, an' Simon an' Garfunkel Fred'll translate i' in'er purest Cockney quick as a flash! OK?

Originally posted by Deano
i'll half inch your new car cine if u aint careful!

I'd toe fallin' ter see yew steal my wheels yew jolly bloke! I'll snatch what Benne'on pile ov dirt right off ov yaaahr back.

i'll kick yaw in the tommy rollocks you berkshire Hunt !!

If I ever hear any of you speaking in that spawn of Satan, lord of the retards language again, I will actually send a dozen insane chimps to all your homes.

-AC

Gawdon Bennet! Rattle an' Hum on, AC! We're just 'avin' a little fun. It's Saturday night an' I'm le'in my teddy bear down, bruvver. OK?

you gotta rate my sigs cine!! 😠 in the other thread!

Lawd above! dis is in'eresting...and seems fun., innit.

Blimey! Deano is a natural though. If I spoke Cockney everyday in real life I'd get my plaster kicked. Nuff said, yeah?

yeah 😊

your a real sound Lemon Squeezer. with a jam tart of gold😄

Awright geeezzaa! Deano listens ter da crappest music. Sorted mate.

A-ha! thanks to geography I avoid this mockney devil speak.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
If I ever hear any of you speaking in that spawn of Satan, lord of the retards language again, I will actually send a dozen insane chimps to all your homes.

-AC

*licks*

Originally posted by Korri
Awright geeezzaa! Deano listens ter da crappest music. Sorted mate.

nah mate, ur havin a larf ya fackin cant!

ya stupid set of bastards.