Joker in Spider Universe

Started by Batman Wins4 pages

Anyway Kingpin almost did it so Joker Takes over and kills Spidey.

You wanna go by feats of a man, that spidey's grip couldn't break for no reason at all.

Spiderman beat firelord, there you have it.

Somebody please tell me. What is Spiderman's weakness? If someone can tell me what weakness of Spiderman's that Joker will exploit, I will give you a shiny new dime.

Note: Don't use the love for people weakness because the parameters of the fight only mention Joker and Spiderman. MaryJane for example is not a part of this.

Metalmanx there are no parameters to this fight. It says Joker has prep but not how much. It was an ill-designed thread.

Here's some parameters if you want... Joker winds up in MU, decides to go after Spidey for no reason. He doesn't need a reason he's Joker. 😄 He has a half a million dollars and a weeks prep.

This is a "sock-it-to-them" thread, and isn't worth further responding to.

Yeah I dont like the insults that came up on this thread. If this was a serious thread then I would be a lot more angry! 😠 (Joke) 😂

Joker has messed with even the likes of Superman saying he has no chance have you all not read when he made superman go insane and he strated messing up the city or when Joker took over half the planet in last laugh or when he killed the second robin or crippled batgirl he is not one to take lightly at all people but who wins? Sadly comics are a hero's world but it would be interesting to watch what would happen.

Joker makes the mistake of running into the Punisher.

Match over.

I don't care if this is just Spider-man vs Joker. This is Primarily a Joker comes to New york and tries to make the Marvel New york crime scene and villains look like shit. If the Kingpin doesn't kill him,or some high powered super villain hit man like Sabretooth or Bullseye don't kill him. Guys like Wolverine,and the Punisher will. Then there's guy's like Ghost Rider. Does he kill or does he just seriously mess you up mentally and turn you into a crying little kid?

Then there's SHIELD. they can just lock him up in one of the many super powered jails. It doesn't matter if he doesn't have powers they will still lock him up in one of those. If guys like the Shocker can be in there so can he.

This isn't DC were the heroes don't kill or villains bow down before his jobber aura.

And what makes people think that Spider-man won't take the Joker seriously. It's not like he faces freaks in costumes every day who are trying to kill him.

Oh wait he DOES.

That being said Spider-man knocks him out with a punch. Match over.

Okay rant over.

Please let this thread die. I wish I never originally responded to this thread because batman fanboy101 took my comments personally and acts as if I urinated on his shrine to batman...................

joker using all his smarts would win just like he almost took over the world and jokerized some of the most powerful people on earth from doomsday to circe i think and even lex himself im so sure that spiderman would win against a guy who has screwed with the spectre himself read last laugh, or one of the comics were the joker comes out as the main villian he's one sick dude and does some insane stuff shield locking him up? he was already locked up in a max max prision and escaped.

Originally posted by Wynndar
how about joker trips on some of spidermans old webbing, hits his head on the pavement, has a hemorrhage in his head and dies in the ambulance...

sorry Mider.... gotta agree with Wynndar on this one.... Joker is facing a fatal ambulance trip

i dont think that would happen and its pretty illogical to know he has taken on superman and the jla and supposidly cant take on spiderman as if spiderman has some special aura of power over him that lets him defeat the above mentioned someone will say superman has an exploitable weakness batman is just a guy and has normal human weaknesses to exploit spiderman does too such as people he cares about etc etc EVERYONE has or should or most likely has a weakness to exploit and joker has taken on others whom have almost no weakness to exploit and defeated them or make a joke out of them like solomon grundy and doomsday yeah it was a one time deal with them but still it happend and he had no super powers to do it just brains.

Originally posted by Mider
i dont think that would happen and its pretty illogical to know he has taken on superman and the jla and supposidly cant take on spiderman as if spiderman has some special aura of power over him that lets him defeat the above mentioned someone will say superman has an exploitable weakness batman is just a guy and has normal human weaknesses to exploit spiderman does too such as people he cares about etc etc EVERYONE has or should or most likely has a weakness to exploit and joker has taken on others whom have almost no weakness to exploit and defeated them or make a joke out of them like solomon grundy and doomsday yeah it was a one time deal with them but still it happend and he had no super powers to do it just brains.

Want the easy answer. His jobber aura in Dc universe is ineffective in the Marvel one.

he runs into the punisher after one of his killing sprees and gets a couple of new assholes.

Originally posted by Wynndar
how about joker trips on some of spidermans old webbing, hits his head on the pavement, has a hemorrhage in his head and dies in the ambulance...

thats is almost certainly what will happen, now please everyone, let this pathetic excuse for batman worshipping die.....................

I'll bump this crappy thread. Simply because I'm bored.

I still say He runs into Punisher after one of his killing sprees and gets a couple of bullet holes to his head.

or the tripping on spider web and cracking his skull open sounds about right.

Spider-Man has fought and beaten intelligent, crafty, gadget-powered villians of his own. I could see this being an interesting run, but in the end, SM wins.

Joker get's killed by Punisher if he's going to Spidey's terittory or DD(currently after foggy was killed, not on a good mood) will beat him to a pulp if he tries to take over kingpin's terittory.

Joker is so damn overrated because he get's pimped by people against people he have no business dealing up against. Heck, the only reason GG is still alive was because he got HF(impaled, shot, smashed with heavy objects, webbed with a dozen bombs to his chest, etc), Joker doesn't have that priviledge and would certainly get killed with the first time he crosses Pete's moral limits.

you people make the most brillient deductions imagenable oh joker loses cause of this and that and why oh well we wont give an explenation cause were to lazy i mean he gets beaten by batman even though joker has had ample oppritunity to kill batman though he wont cause then his life purpose is gone i wont mention that and i wont mention the time that batman when he isnt on the streets has to get involved into some big time global problems that he does fix with prep time and his brains, and let us forget how the joker took down superman and almost made him become a murderer, and lets also forget that the joker has taken on the jla, knew how to use the philospher stone, took over half the world after a day prep, escaped from a prison that was a max max security prision, invented a chemical that created an army of supervillians to do his bidding, hmmm how can joker win this i dont know maybe jokerize spiderman, jokerize new york and have them kill spiderman, jokerize spidermans villians and have them kill him as a team do the same to the punisher jokerize the kingpin first of all and then use his almost unlimited arsenal to kill off every hero in new york using all the kingpins super high tech stuff at his command.........nope no one thinks of this stuff in here.

That's batman. You make it sound like he's far better than a guy who got class 15, insta pre-cog, reflexes, webbing and whatnot.

The setting is spider-man's new york. Where in god's name do you think people like the fantastic four, X-men, avengers all reside. The only reason why Kingpin can hold his own with spider-man was because of PIS. In this match, they we don't accept that. Batman could've killed joker long ago when he extremely pissed him off. The only reason he couldn't was because batman is anti-murder all the way.

not to mention the fact that Joker taking on JLA is PIS. That's probably the lazies logic i've heard all day long.

do you have proof its PIS? or did he not plan it out or is all prep time now pis?