Here's an Idea

So many horror movies have some crazy killer stalking teenagers and I think most people can agree that they're silly and how stupid it is that these athletic teenagers can't outrun the killers who don't even run that fast. I think we should have a more realistic horror movie. A killer who hunts down and kills old people. That'd be a lot more believable. I mean how hard it is to hunt down people who are on their last legs anyway? And the old people wouldn't split up either because they'd know that if they did, no one would ever find each other again. Here's the scene: killer is walking down the halls of a nursing home, this old lady's on a walker trying to get away and falls down and has a heart attack. Then the killer chases an old man in a wheelchair but then the old man gets to a staircase. "Why isn't this place wheelchair-accessible?" he'd yell. "I'm doomed!"

Originally posted by silver_tears
So many horror movies have some crazy killer stalking teenagers and I think most people can agree that they're silly and how stupid it is that these athletic teenagers can't outrun the killers who don't even run that fast. I think we should have a more realistic horror movie. A killer who hunts down and kills old people. That'd be a lot more believable. I mean how hard it is to hunt down people who are on their last legs anyway? And the old people wouldn't split up either because they'd know that if they did, no one would ever find each other again. Here's the scene: killer is walking down the halls of a nursing home, this old lady's on a walker trying to get away and falls down and has a heart attack. Then the killer chases an old man in a wheelchair but then the old man gets to a staircase. "Why isn't this place wheelchair-accessible?" he'd yell. "I'm doomed!"

No ❌

besides who would miss a bunch of old people?

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It's funny 🤪

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's funny 🤪

No, no it's not...

Yes, yes it is

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yes, yes it is

please point, to those who are laughing....

Originally posted by silver_tears
So many horror movies have some crazy killer stalking teenagers and I think most people can agree that they're silly and how stupid it is that these athletic teenagers can't outrun the killers who don't even run that fast. I think we should have a more realistic horror movie. A killer who hunts down and kills old people. That'd be a lot more believable. I mean how hard it is to hunt down people who are on their last legs anyway? And the old people wouldn't split up either because they'd know that if they did, no one would ever find each other again. Here's the scene: killer is walking down the halls of a nursing home, this old lady's on a walker trying to get away and falls down and has a heart attack. Then the killer chases an old man in a wheelchair but then the old man gets to a staircase. "Why isn't this place wheelchair-accessible?" he'd yell. "I'm doomed!"

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It's funny in a cruel sort of way

Originally posted by §P0oONY
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It's funny in a cruel sort of way

(except him, he's known to be crazy...HP FORUM!!!)

Originally posted by silver_tears
So many horror movies have some crazy killer stalking teenagers and I think most people can agree that they're silly and how stupid it is that these athletic teenagers can't outrun the killers who don't even run that fast. I think we should have a more realistic horror movie. A killer who hunts down and kills old people. That'd be a lot more believable. I mean how hard it is to hunt down people who are on their last legs anyway? And the old people wouldn't split up either because they'd know that if they did, no one would ever find each other again. Here's the scene: killer is walking down the halls of a nursing home, this old lady's on a walker trying to get away and falls down and has a heart attack. Then the killer chases an old man in a wheelchair but then the old man gets to a staircase. "Why isn't this place wheelchair-accessible?" he'd yell. "I'm doomed!"

Guess you haven't seen "Bubba Ho-Tep"?

Based on the Bram Stoker Award nominee short story by cult author Joe R. Lansdale, Bubba Ho-tep tells the "true" story of what really did become of Elvis Presley. We find Elvis (Bruce Campbell) as an elderly resident in an East Texas rest home, who switched identities with an Elvis impersonator years before his "death", then missed his chance to switch back. Elvis teams up with Jack (Ossie Davis), a fellow nursing home resident who thinks that he is actually President John F. Kennedy, and the two valiant old codgers sally forth to battle an evil Egyptian entity who has chosen their long-term care facility as his happy hunting grounds.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
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It's funny in a cruel sort of way

damn right 😊

and I haven't seen BHT, I like Bruce Campbell though 😍

Well, then you'd looooooove BHT. An old Black guy thinks he's JFK..Bruce Campbell as Elvis..and mummy who kills retirement home folk.

Fantastic.

I'm all for that idea 👆