TPM Anakin versus every EU character ever made

According to the logic of all you Eu hatin', movie lovin' "Mace/Yoda/Sidious/Anakin/Luke/Han Solo/Greedo/and all other movie characters pwn all" fanboys from hell, Annie should win this.

Anakin wins. no contest. I mean, he could just blink and kill all these posers.

I only thought Revan and NJO Luke could kill people with a blink of their eyes. I mean, both ARE Force gods...

My mistake.

WTF is this??? Anakin's a little kid! Kit Fisto would kill him!

Unless... Anakin runs all the jedi over with ihs pod racer 😛.

This thread is stupid and ****ed up!

Originally posted by 2Tidus!
WTF is this??? Anakin's a little kid! Kit Fisto would kill him!

Unless... Anakin runs all the jedi over with ihs pod racer 😛.

This thread is stupid and ****ed up!

Its a joke thread. Janus is simply being his brilliant self again. 😮‍💨

yep TPM Anakin could take on the wookie, clones, rebels, jedi, gungans, ewoks, and everyone else in .00000000001 second

This is kind of an overkill thread Janus. I think you need to add some superheroes, Pokemon, and the Greek Gods to even this one out.

overoverkill

anakin kills darth revan
anakin destroys exar kun
anakin demolishes marka ragnos
anakin pwns naga sadow
anakin slaughters darth bane
anaklin owns tulak hord

need i say more?

TPM= The Phantom Menace. Anakin was 9. He would get killed!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
According to the logic of all you Eu hatin', movie lovin' "Mace/Yoda/Sidious/Anakin/Luke/Han Solo/Greedo/and all other movie characters pwn all" fanboys from hell, Annie should win this.

Oh c'mon, Revan, Luke, Yoda, Exar, and Mace together would get slaughtered even if they had the sun crusher cuz Anakin's the chosen one.

Now, that turkey sandwich on my kitchen table might have a chance on the other hand...

emperor's turkey sandwich might put a up a fight but he would be overpowered by anakin

Hm. I think you're all right. There needs to be some Greek gods, turkey sandwiches, and Navy SEALS to aid Anakin's opposition.

But he still wins, of course.

How about two turkey sandwiches and a dancing chicken? Even the "chosen one" would have trouble against that.

Only if the chicken was wearing a pink headband and had a fanny pack.

Even then Anakin could kill him.

He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

Okay so its from another movie but it applies

Amen, brutha.

Janus. The POKEMON!!!!!! You need the Pikachu's and some Ash Ketchup's and such. Not to mention Barney and his little green dudes.

And some Flygirls. Gotta have some Flygirls.

Oh yeah

And Monica Lowinsky..

You need Monica Lowinsky, she is the only woman ever to almost bring down the most powerful man on earth by going down.