Resident Evil: Shadows Unleashed

Started by General Zodiac76 pages

John: Feel free to look around town. Follow me to my humble home.

*follows the frencie*

"hey! Know where I could find a new computer? A LAptop preferably? Thanks you rock" Justin chimed in for the first time in a while, Civilization breathing a new life into him "Good to see people who aren't rotting, Am I right?"

"Agreed."

John: A laptop. My guess is the computer store. Here is my house. (Opens the door) please come in.

Justin steps in, give a low whistle "Faaaaaaaaaaaannnncy" He says, he picks up a trinket and breaks it, he sets it down again and walks away from it....

*Enters house*

"Nice place..."

John: Make yourselves at home. I have an important call with your president and Britian's Chancellor.
John leaves the room.

"Okay, whats going on here?"

(sorry mom cut my hair so i had to shower)
Karl and Dustin just get out of the hot tub together (they're not gay, just almost brothers) Dustin: (still wearing ski mask and goggles, and Karl is too) wheres the umm *caugh* uhh brothel? yeah umm im kinda ... and my hot gf isn't here so umm. Point us to the wine store and brothel and we'll be on our way *they both put on they're UBCS outfit simuiltaneousy*

"Nothing much. Or at least I don't know, a bit suspicious if you ask me..."

Karl: If the chicks are fine, it's all good. Tired of staring at rotting titties and 1 pair of titties *looks at Destinies chest* I mean umm.. errr... yeah!

It begins pooring down rain outside.

Dustin: I hate the rain. It's ugly. I dont like this. Karl, G P 10 to the 9th power of 82!
Karl: 19.8!
Dustin and Karl walk out into the rain and run away silently, Dustin and Karl get up on a roof and hide. Karl pulls out Arnold's sniper scope and attaches it to one of Wiz gizmo's making everything on it appear on a screen (dont know how lol)

"hey guys, Destinie isn't bad!" He takes his camera and takes a few joke shots "But yea, Liquor and a new computer sounds pretty good..."

The rain stopped after 10 minutes

Karl: This place looks fishy. Everything looks phony... gonna zoom in hold up.
Dustin peers into a window and sees nothing inside.
Dustin: Karl check this out! (he whispers)
Karl: rgr (looks into window to see nothing at all except for cardboard stands...

Justin walks out and takes a huge breath "Fresh air, no rotten musk" He walks down the street toward a computer store, He buys a new laptop, he has it customized before he meets with the others at the liquor store "What to buy?"

"I guess its time for some more weapons, this is to suspicious for me...."

*walks to a weapons store*

A plain lands in Paris with President William Smith (I know he's not the president) to meet with France's chancellor.