The Deer Carcass

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The Deer Carcass

You folks want to hear the story about the deer carcass at Family Camp? 馃槺

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

Re: The Deer Carcass

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You folks want to hear the story about the deer carcass at Family Camp? 馃槺

I've got a deer song

no 馃槵

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You folks want to hear the story about the deer carcass at Family Camp? 馃槺

not sure..

did you end up eating it or sleeping with it?

if you did then no..

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
not sure..

did you end up eating it or sleeping with it?

if you did then no..

No. 馃槃

then maybe hmm..

but I'm sure I'm either gonna go aww or eww afterwards..

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
then maybe hmm..

but I'm sure I'm either gonna go aww or eww afterwards..

Who knows what could happen. 馃槃

So tell already! 馃槺

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
So tell already! 馃槺

He's still trying to make up the story...

Okay, so I've been going to this camp almost every year for my whole life with my family and cousins and frineds, etc., it's sort of like a resort style area near Yosemite Nat'l Park, California. There is a dammed off part of the Toualoume River where people can swim, but the snow level was so high this past Winter that they had to take the dam down and let the river flow. This meant HUGE FREAKING RAPIDS!!!!! So, of course me and cousin Tyler somehow aquired some blow up rafts that we rode down these rapids on. Rumor had it that there was a dead deer carcass downstream. As we rode our rafts down the rapids with little control, I smelled something nasty. At that moment, I remembered the story of the deer carcass, and before I could even put two and two together, I was heading right for the deer carcass. I paddled like mad and just missed having to touch the damn thing. The smell was so bad I could taste it. My cousin wasn't so lucky. He crashed into the deer carcass and had to endure touching it. Gross. Nasty.

A few days later the camp staff hosted 'The Boat Regada'. Basically they provide a bunch of art supplies and water bottles to make miniture rafts to race down the river. I made a kick ass raft and named it, 'The Deer Carcass.' I could show you a pic of it if you want me to. 馃檪

1st.. while reading that I went into a kind of "Stand by Me" mode.

2nd..why didn't someone get rid of the damn deer carcass!?
poor deer cry

and 3rd.. yes post a pic you crazy fool!

show a pic of the raft...not the deer carcass

Show a pic of the deer carcass, not the raft.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
1st.. while reading that I went into a kind of "Stand by Me" mode.

2nd..why didn't someone get rid of the damn deer carcass!?
poor deer cry

and 3rd.. yes post a pic you crazy fool!

Okay, they did get rid of it eventually, like half way throught he week. There were so many campers who didn't get to see it, basically it was suspended in some branches about a foot above the river, decomposing and smelling nasty. I couldn't believe there were people actually hanging out near it. You could see it's rib cage and all. I think the head was missing. So, I named my raft, The Deer Carcass, to keep the memory of the deer carcass alive. Also, it was a good conversation piece for those campers who didn't get to see the real deer carcass. Okay, I'll go get my mini raft I made and take a pic of it. Stand by.

*Stands by* 馃槉

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Show a pic of the deer carcass, not the raft.

There are no pics of the actaul deer carcass. Sorry. 馃槵

Okay, I have my cam all set, now I have to go get 'The Deer Carcass' from my car. I still haven't fully unpacked. I'll be back in five.

mmmmmmmm, deer carcass

TTH..KMC went crazy when you left...INSANE MAN!