Okay, so . .. .she just keeeeeps knocking on my door to borrow my phone cuz she needs to get hers hooked up. Or to see if I've been leaving my bathroom fan on all night, which I haven't, it's the guy who lives below me, she can talk the balls off a rhinocerous. But the real problem is, when she knocks on my door, it's always when I'm JUST stepping into the shower, or JUST sitting down to take a dump. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BUMP
Okay, my crazy neighbor and her boyfriend were walking up the stares to her apartment and I heard her say the following. Keep in mind, they talk so loud I can hear them over my tv with my doors and windows closed. She said the following to her boyfriend . . .
Her: "Wait, come back here right now!"
Him: "I'm getting the rest of the groceries, and I don't like your attitude."
Her: "Well, once you're upstairs, your upstairs. And we are going to be working naked and doing the wild thing. So, go bring the chicken. Bring me some music too, some Bon Jovi."
I swear to god I want to pull the guy aside and ask him if it's really worth it. She must have a golden vagina or something. 😬
One night she was out in the street yelling on her phone how her boyfriend wouldn't leave. I peeked out my window and she hid when she saw me. Then, when I was out on my balcony a while later, she came out and said, 'Hey Hiker, (well she used my real name) did you see that person yelling on the phone down there?" I said, "You mean, you?" Then she got all flustered and said, "This guy here won't leave, I just want him to go. Will you help me?" I said, "Okay, you want me to call the police?" Then she was like, "Oh, oh no! Don't call the police!" Then she slammed her sliding glass door and I could here her tell her boyfriend that I was going to call the police so he better behave. What a freak.
I'm not defending them, but the whole "massive argument - threaten to split up - make up sex session" cycle is something that all couples have to play out every 28 days or so.
But never, ever, ever should this be done with Bon Jovi as the soundtrack. How sad... for them not knowing any better; and for you having to witness it. ❌
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
One night she was out in the street yelling on her phone how her boyfriend wouldn't leave. I peeked out my window and she hid when she saw me. Then, when I was out on my balcony a while later, she came out and said, 'Hey Hiker, (well she used my real name) did you see that person yelling on the phone down there?" I said, "You mean, you?" Then she got all flustered and said, "This guy here won't leave, I just want him to go. Will you help me?" I said, "Okay, you want me to call the police?" Then she was like, "Oh, oh no! Don't call the police!" Then she slammed her sliding glass door and I could here her tell her boyfriend that I was going to call the police so he better behave. What a freak.
Originally posted by mechmoggy😆 Serioiusly, I almost died laughing when she yelled, "Bring me some music too, some Bon Jovi!" 😆
I'm not defending them, but the whole "massive argument - threaten to split up - make up sex session" cycle is something that all couples have to play out every 28 days or so.But never, ever, ever should this be done with Bon Jovi as the soundtrack. How sad... for them not knowing any better; and for you having to witness it. ❌
Originally posted by Wolflet😆 That actually would be pretty cool. 😄
I'm gonna name my son Hiker 😱
My neighbours work for the police, so they don't much like me I dint think. Every time I'm in the backyard and one of them comes home from work I wave,, the lady always waves back and says "Hi" but her husband hurries inside like I just pointed a rifle at him 😬. Ah well, better him being afraid of me for no reason than being after me for no reason 😛.
Oh and our other neighbour... ugh... Hes some 35 year old dipsh*t that still lives with his parents, he drives a really beefed up car and does a burnout going IN and OUT of his driveway regardless of the time of day or night, which doesn't help my dad who works night shift ad has to sleep during the day when the guy is making the most noise. He also LOOOOVES to crank Eminem as loud as possible while working on his car. One of these days I gotta go out there and tell him to exercise some common courtesy. 😬