Don't listen to Maynard's mindless propaganda...

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I wish I hate never eaten the shrinking pill... *fits in to blender easily*

*Trips on the plug causing the blade to stop spinning* whistling

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
*Trips on the plug causing the blade to stop spinning* whistling

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
shrinking pill? well that explains a lot 😛

Ouch... cheap shot... *takes crotch enlargement (The easy pill that is guaranteed to enlarge the size of your penis in 28 days; pain free days! WITHOUT SURGERY! May cause diarrhea and vomiting )

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
*Trips on the plug causing the blade to stop spinning* whistling

HUZAA.... but... it was a magic time machine blender... my feet are now stuck in the 1600s... way to go...🙄

how much did that cost? $500?? 28 days? ppsshh

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
its battery powered evillaugh

the batteries we're being recharged, but since the didn't get to finish...

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Ouch... cheap shot... *takes crotch enlargement (The easy pill that is guaranteed to enlarge the size of your penis in 28 days pain free days WITHOUT SURGERY! May cause diarrhea and vomiting )

Originally posted by §P0oONY
HUZAA.... but... it was a magic time machine blender... my feet are now stuck in the 1600s... way to go...🙄

your not making this any easier for me are you...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
your not making this any easier for me are you...

Nah...

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
puke i knew i should have read the fine print

I know puke 'tis a b*tch

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Nah...

I know puke 'tis a b*tch

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
but its puke worth it

Oh yeah puke

unless you have to throw up/diarrhea during inter course...😐

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Oh yeah puke

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
unless you have to throw up/diarrhea during inter course...😐

Like we will have experience this thing you call "inter course"

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
even though my testicles are now the size of a grapefruit

Yes... I noticed....can I touch them? naughty

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Like we will have experience this thing you call "inter course"

Yes... I noticed....can I touch them? naughty

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
meh

*Touches the grapefruit in the fruit bowl*... God so juicy... You sure look after your fruit

✅

Originally posted by §P0oONY
*Touches the grapefruit in the fruit bowl*... God so juicy... You sure look after your fruit

😆...oh God...

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