Help Me Understand.......Multiple Sexuality

Originally posted by Wickerman
LOL well YEAH.....it's natural they'll get payed less if they try to do physical labour. Women simply aren't made for that so logically they won't be working as hard or getting as good results as the men. So why should the employer pay them the same ammount??? But then again wtf would women want to do physical labour for?????

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
I won;t beat it because

When Alex sees Moooooose he tries to scream but terror takes the sound before he makes it
He starts to freeze as horror looks him right between the eyes,
He's paralyzed

'cause Moose is thriller, thriller night

😑

~wickerman~

😂

Yeah, well, I'd like to take this opportunity to dispel a rumour that is cirulating around the OTF...the one that apparently has me being the father of your child...

He was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
He said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round

HE told me his name was Vlad-i-mir, as he caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Vlad-i-mir is not my lover
He's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
he says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on his side
But who can stand when he's in demand
His schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice)

he told my baby we'd danced till three, then he looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
he came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
he called me to his room

Vlad-i-mir is not my lover
he's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

Vlad-i-mir is not my lover
he's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
he says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

Originally posted by Clovie
i don't want to do it 😄 and never wanted 😊

Well that's just the way it should be 😊

~wickerman~

sup people?

Originally posted by Wickerman
Well that's just the way it should be 😊

~wickerman~

btw....Is your name Vladimir? 🤨

Originally posted by Disco Moose
😂

Yeah, well, I'd like to take this opportunity to dispel a rumour that is cirulating around the OTF...the one that apparently has me being the father of your child...

He was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
He said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round

HE told me his name was Vlad-i-mir, as he caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Vlad-i-mir is not my lover
He's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
he says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on his side
But who can stand when he's in demand
His schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice)

he told my baby we'd danced till three, then he looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
he came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
he called me to his room

Vlad-i-mir is not my lover
he's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

Vlad-i-mir is not my lover
he's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
he says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😆 😆 😆 😆 Can't....breathe....choking ......on.....cigarette smoke.....from laughter........

My name's never sounded better 😍 droolio

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Clovie
of course.
and guys should be opening doors and all this stuff 😊

btw....Is your name Vladimir? 🤨

I do all that stuff, because i have manners 😛

aaaand.....maybe 😛

~wickerman~

HELLO!!! 💃 💃 💃 💃 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘

Originally posted by Wickerman
I do all that stuff, because i have manners 😛

aaaand.....maybe 😛

~wickerman~

i take this as a possitive answer.

Originally posted by Clovie
forgiven coz i'm too tired to feel insulted...

but you've just implied that some vampire is better than me 😬

I did no such thing. I said that I was talking to him about vampires..and my time is limited....

But honestly, I much prefer your sucking than a vampires... 😉

HOW I C UR MASSAGE INSTANLY?

Originally posted by janova
sup people?

Hello Janova. 🙂

HI

Originally posted by Wickerman
BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😆 😆 😆 😆 Can't....breathe....choking ......on.....cigarette smoke.....from laughter........

My name's never sounded better 😍 droolio

~wickerman~

Holy contradictions in there! 😂

He's just a girl...?

Annnnyhow... 😉

Originally posted by janova
HOW I C UR MASSAGE INSTANLY?

You want to massage me instantly? 😱 💃

Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas...
Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas
Yeah, go like this

CHORUS: Andre 3000
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times

[Big Boi]
My baby's drama mama, don't like me
She be doin things like havin them boys come from her neighborhood
to the studio tryin to fight me
Scotty need to get a, piece of the american pie and take her bite out
That's my house, I'll disconnect the cable and turn the lights out
And let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck
Private school, daycare shit, medical bills I pay that
I love Scott's mom and everything, but see I ain't the one who laid down
She wanna rib you up to start a custody war, my lawyers stay down
Shit; you never got a chance
to hear my side of the story we was divided
She had fish fries and cookouts
for my child's birthday I ain't invited
Despite it, I show her the utmost respect when I fall through
All you, do is defend that lady when I call you, yeah

CHORUS:
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times

[Andre 3000]
Me and your Scotty.. gots this special thang goin on
You say it's puppy love (arf arf arf)
We say it's full grown (ARF ARF WOOF!)
Hope that we feel this.. feel this way forever
You can plan a pretty picnic
but you can't predict the weather, Scott's Momma

Ten times out of nine, now if I'm lyin; fine
The quickest muzzle throw it on my mouth and I'll decline
King meets queen, then the puppy love thing, together dream
bout that crib with the Goodyear swing
on the oak tree, I hope we feel like this forever
Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?
Forever never seems that long until you're grown
And notice that the day by day ruler can't be too wrong
Scott's Momma my intentions were good I wish I could
become a magician to abacadabra all the sadder
thoughts of me, thoughts of Scotty, thoughts of he
Askin what happened to the feelin that her and me
Had, I pray so much about it need some knee, pads
It happened for a reason one can't be, mad
So know this, know that everything is cool
And yes I will be present on the first day of school,
and graduation

CHORUS:
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Scotty's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times

[Big Boi]
Uh, uh, yeah
"Look at the way he treats me"
Shit, look at the way you treat me
You see your little nosy-ass homegirls
done got your ass sent up the creek G
Without a paddle, Scott left to straddle
and ride this thing on out
Now you and your girl ain't speakin no more
cause my dick all in her mouth
Knahm'talkinbout? Jealousy, infidelity, envy
Cheating to beating, envy and to the G they be the same thing
So who you placin the blame on, you keep on singin the same song
Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get the hell on
You and your mama

CHORUS:
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Scotty's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times

cry

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas...
Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas
Yeah, go like this

CHORUS: Andre 3000
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times

[Big Boi]
My baby's drama mama, don't like me
She be doin things like havin them boys come from her neighborhood
to the studio tryin to fight me
Scotty need to get a, piece of the american pie and take her bite out
That's my house, I'll disconnect the cable and turn the lights out
And let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck
Private school, daycare shit, medical bills I pay that
I love Scott's mom and everything, but see I ain't the one who laid down
She wanna rib you up to start a custody war, my lawyers stay down
Shit; you never got a chance
to hear my side of the story we was divided
She had fish fries and cookouts
for my child's birthday I ain't invited
Despite it, I show her the utmost respect when I fall through
All you, do is defend that lady when I call you, yeah

CHORUS:
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times

[Andre 3000]
Me and your Scotty.. gots this special thang goin on
You say it's puppy love (arf arf arf)
We say it's full grown (ARF ARF WOOF!)
Hope that we feel this.. feel this way forever
You can plan a pretty picnic
but you can't predict the weather, Scott's Momma

Ten times out of nine, now if I'm lyin; fine
The quickest muzzle throw it on my mouth and I'll decline
King meets queen, then the puppy love thing, together dream
bout that crib with the Goodyear swing
on the oak tree, I hope we feel like this forever
Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?
Forever never seems that long until you're grown
And notice that the day by day ruler can't be too wrong
Scott's Momma my intentions were good I wish I could
become a magician to abacadabra all the sadder
thoughts of me, thoughts of Scotty, thoughts of he
Askin what happened to the feelin that her and me
Had, I pray so much about it need some knee, pads
It happened for a reason one can't be, mad
So know this, know that everything is cool
And yes I will be present on the first day of school,
and graduation

CHORUS:
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Scotty's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times

[Big Boi]
Uh, uh, yeah
"Look at the way he treats me"
Shit, look at the way you treat me
You see your little nosy-ass homegirls
done got your ass sent up the creek G
Without a paddle, Scott left to straddle
and ride this thing on out
Now you and your girl ain't speakin no more
cause my dick all in her mouth
Knahm'talkinbout? Jealousy, infidelity, envy
Cheating to beating, envy and to the G they be the same thing
So who you placin the blame on, you keep on singin the same song
Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get the hell on
You and your mama

CHORUS:
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Scott's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Scotty's Momma [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your Scotty cry
I apologize a trillion times

cry

~wickerman~

hysterical OMFG....I can't continue to be sitting at my desk and laughing like an insane man.... 😆 😂

Originally posted by Disco Moose
hysterical OMFG....I can't continue to be sitting at my desk and laughing like an insane man.... 😆 😂

That was just proof that we DO have a baby...... *looks around for Alex* but he seems to have gone somewhere...... 😕

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I did no such thing. I said that I was talking to him about vampires..and my time is limited....

But honestly, I much prefer your sucking than a vampires... 😉

*chokes* faaa shore eyes but that was long time ago and just your imaaaaagination 🥷 *brainwashes everyone around* neuralyzer

Originally posted by janova
HOW I C UR MASSAGE INSTANLY?

Originally posted by Wickerman
That was just proof that we DO have a baby...... *looks around for Alex* but he seems to have gone somewhere...... 😕

~wickerman~

WE don't have a baby! Lord love a duck man....I've never put out for you....

keep this quiet and don't ruin my reputation and there's a chocolate cake in it for you.