The Royal Lizard people!

For those who have took part in any disscussion with our good friend Deano then you will beaware that the Royal Family are actually lizards! Yup we are rulled by lizards from another world,presuming they are cold-blooded why isnt the Queen out in Africa sunbathing for half the day.

But David Icke the man who says that this is true is basing these stupendius stories on what....the dream of some girl somewhere well what other evidence is there...Deano or Novo please explain where Icke found this out and what evidence tells him that it is true?

😂 and then there were these bankers..........what would happen if the Royals dragged David Waco eeh sorry Icke`s ass to court for these alligations of his

Originally posted by finti
😂 and then there were these bankers..........what would happen if the Royals dragged David Waco eeh sorry Icke`s ass to court for these alligations of his

He'd say it was a scam to get rid of him and those sheep who follow him would cry conspiricy!

And hate to tell you but the bankers are tooth faires.

so....do they sleep on a giant heating rock?

Originally posted by PVS
so....do they sleep on a giant heating rock?

I dont know it is one of the things Icke left out.

Must be... and its probably the size of Ayer's rock given the size of the total linage of the Royal Family and all its descendants...

And how come Royals have been seen eating things other than insects...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Must be... and its probably the size of Ayer's rock given the size of the total linage of the Royal Family and all its descendants...

Strange how no-one has ever saw it!

Indeed.... ✅

wait a minute do you have it in your garden!!

Very well stashed under my rhubarb... ✅

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Very well stashed under my rhubarb... ✅

Ofcorse only a Lizard-man assossiate could come up with such a plan!!!

Yes.. Ickes lizard men control will rule the world!
Anyone who can't see this is a blind, blind sheep who is asleep and blind like a blindman who forever and needs to wake up!!!! You're all fooooooooolsssssssssssssss....
Damn my lizzzzzzzzzzzarrrrd tongue is losssssssssssssssing its control...

*Nibbles on some insect*

😛

Oh erm what if we nuke the sky and make it fall down!tHEN YOU will be beating.

You cannot make the sky fall down as it is a heavy super-kevlar-titanium-laminate there to imprison the cittttiiiiiisssssssssssssenssssss of Earth and to imprisssssssssonnnn the non-believerssssssss to convert them all into Lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzard fooooooooooooddddddddd.....

There is no sssssssssky wake up blind sheep sheepsssssss.....!!! 😛

well....i dont think the illuminati are evil.
after all, they saved me a bunch of money on my car insurance

ROFLMAO...!

Yessssssssssssssssss...!!! 'Cause cheaper car insssssurannnnnnnce is a part of our enssssssssssllllaaaaaaavement programmmmmmmm....

Buy it you mussssssssssssttt!!! Drive with less care you cannnn ssssssssssafe in the knowledge that your prissssssson walllllllllsssssss grow thhhhhhickkkkeeeeerrrrrr......! 😛

*Bites the legs off of a 2ft cricket*

Originally posted by PVS
well....i dont think the illuminati are evil.
after all, they saved me a bunch of money on my car insurance

Sheer brilliance, I bow to the master.

bunch of maniacs

😂

here we go...