Originally posted by Wickermanthe flirting ones are even more disgusting than the offensive ones 😑
Now now...tricky tricky....hmmm.......i'm not sure i can choose....you choose:Insulting:
1. Maybe i'd give it some thought after a few trips to the dentist's office and a 10 month course on Dental Hygiene that you'd (most likely) fail miserably and have to take again.
2. Raw Fish and grass does not a clean mouth make
3. Maybe if you weren't filthier than New Orleans after Mardi Gras
4. After you realize the toothbrush isn't a corporate scheme trying to make you brush your body with a stick that has teeth.
5. I heard you say "Dey killed Cooter. Earl, git ma gun"....no...
6. You wish Dale Earnhardt was still alive....so no.
7. Maybe if you didn't chew more tobacco than a guy named Big Billie Jo from Texas
8. ^ and swallowed it
9. Let me put it this way: If it were the only way to save the world from destruction, i'd switch to Geico if i were you.
10. Let me put it this way: If you tried to enter a "Most disgusting mouth competition" they wouldn't let you an account of "We don't accept proffessionals"
11. I'd rather french kiss a rotting corpse than give you CPR
12. I would...but my body is allergic to fungus
Flirting
1. Lemme put it this way baby. if your mouth were an iceberg and i were the Titanic, i'd HIT DAT THANG
2. If you were an 8 year old kid, i'd be your Michael Jackson
3. I'd be the Kirk to your Enterprise
4. I'd be the Eminem to your Dr. Dre
5. I'd be the Batman to your Robin
6. If i were a crater and your mouth a port, i'd lose my load
(sorry there were so few 🙁 i was kinda eating while typing this 🙁 )
~wickerman~