2005 'Moosey Awards' coming soon.....

Originally posted by Wickerman
Don't make me make you the prisoner droolio

~wickerman~

You can't win her love by making her your prisoner!!

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Fashion crisis?!

Need that last minute flower arangement, like YESTERDAY?

Feeling like you might like to have anal sex?

Fear not Bi curious citizens!

The OPENLY GAY DUO is only a limp wristed beckoing away!

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
😆 why would you have to add anal sex? 😆

It's part of their repertoire. 😖hifty:

frickin banana sandwich.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
It's part of their repertoire. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Fashion crisis?!

Need that last minute flower arangement, like YESTERDAY?

Feeling like you just might like to try anal sex?

Fear not Bi curious citizens!

The OPENLY GAY DUO is only a limp wristed beckoing away!

Effeminate avenger.......Effeminate avenger.......does whatever an effeminate avenger can, shoots a web and.... 🤨 .....nevermind...

Originally posted by Disco Moose
You can't win her love by making her your prisoner!!

Hush child, we're speaking in "Iron Maidenayse" 😛

~wickerman~

Bruce is my daddy droolio

Originally posted by Wickerman
Effeminate avenger.......Effeminate avenger.......does whatever an effeminate avenger can, shoots a web and.... 🤨 .....nevermind...

Hush child, we're speaking in "Iron Maidenayse" 😛

~wickerman~

Oh...sorry EA. I was quoting Phantom of the Opera.

Actually you kinda remind me of the Phantom...weird eh?

I think it's the whole disfigurement and mask thing that does it. 😛

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I think it's the whole disfigurement and mask thing that does it. 😛

My shrink says the mask is an embodiment of my fear of the world and not there to ACTUALLY cover up a real scar 🙁 But i just KNOW i have one underneath......so deep.....it cuts into the soul...... 🙁

puts on some Emo and willows in self pitty

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
My shrink says the mask is an embodiment of my fear of the world and not there to ACTUALLY cover up a real scar 🙁 But i just KNOW i have one underneath......so deep.....it cuts into the soul...... 🙁

puts on some Emo and willows in self pitty

~wickerman~

*shrugs* All I know is that one time when you said, "Dude, check THIS out" and took off the mask, I can honestly say I have never been more scared and repulsed in all my life.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*shrugs* All I know is that one time when you said, "Dude, check THIS out" and took off the mask, I can honestly say I have never been more scared and repulsed in all my life.

is that when that kid started screaming for his mommy saying "MOMMY MOMMY DARTH VADER'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!" ? Can't remember 😕

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
is that when that kid started screaming for his mommy saying "MOMMY MOMMY DARTH VADER'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!" ? Can't remember 😕

~wickerman~

YES! You got it right.

And remember the police shooting at you?

"elephant man escapes test laboratory" screamed the headlines...

I hope I get nominated for something *crosses fingers* 😄

Originally posted by Disco Moose
YES! You got it right.

And remember the police shooting at you?

"elephant man escapes test laboratory" screamed the headlines...

yes cry

I think what hurt the most was when the homeless guy offered me his rotting food 🙁 . And then barfed when i ate it......and then ran screaming "Freddy Krueger's coming after YOU" 🙁

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
yes cry

I think what hurt the most was when the homeless guy offered me his rotting food 🙁 . And then barfed when i ate it......and then ran screaming "Freddy Krueger's coming after YOU" 🙁

~wickerman~

But..on the plus side, you're like, a REALLY nice person.

😘

Originally posted by Disco Moose
But..on the plus side, you're like, a REALLY nice person.

😘

Awwwww......you're so sweet baaaaabyyyyyyy.....come gimme a kiss takes off mask and runs towards moose

~wickerman~

Everybody knows I'm getting an award 😎

Originally posted by Wickerman
Awwwww......you're so sweet baaaaabyyyyyyy.....come gimme a kiss takes off mask and runs towards moose

~wickerman~

*Is torn between getting a kiss and kissing THAT*

Moose is in shock & won't fall down, we need a MEDIC!!!!!! MOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd take the mask.