Moderator pick-up lines

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
😂

😒: sadwalk

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Of course...my testes are dragging 4 feet below my waist, so let's have some brain surgery...perfectly sensible.

Alright Mr. [email protected] "Oooh, look at me, my brain's located in my skuuul bleh bleh bleeeh" schmoll

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
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moddivamod

droolio

9. (Caution: this one will most likely result with slapping and head trauma) : "PMS? ..... i can ....move it.....to another.......folder...... 😉 😉 " 😉

~wickerman~

KMC is overrated. 😛

Sir, donate your funnybone to the nearest dog pound.

You're clearly not using it.

-AC

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
KMC is overrated. 😛

You mean over 10?

Thats dangerous thinking there...

Who knows what lies beyond 10... some may dream of a world bigger then 10...

me? I prefer to except our known limitations and remember that no matter if anything exists after 10 to enjoy all of the 10 numbers we have all grown to love.

You learn a new thing every day here at KMC.

Why, until yesterday I was under the assumption that the Sun was just a really big light bulb.

-AC

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
😂

You laugh at me....? cry

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You learn a new thing every day here at KMC.

Why, until yesterday I was under the assumption that the Sun was just a really big light bulb.

-AC

It's not?

My god... soon we will be learning that the world is not flat... No, lets not get stupid

Modern science 'tis a fine thing

Originally posted by §P0oONY
You mean over 10?

Thats dangerous thinking there...

Who knows what lies beyond 10... some may dream of a world bigger then 10...

me? I prefer to except our known limitations and remember that no matter if anything exists after 10 to enjoy all of the 10 numbers we have all grown to love.

😆 There's a BELOW ten too?

Wow....

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Sir, donate your funnybone to the nearest dog pound.

You're clearly not using it.

-AC

Shutdown....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
😆 There's a BELOW ten too?

Wow....

😂 Nice!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Sir, donate your funnybone to the nearest dog pound.

You're clearly not using it.

-AC

Alas, impress us with thy mighty intellect and undeniable wit sire....I've already asked others to continue, so please do so since you're obviously Comedy Central material 👆

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You learn a new thing every day here at KMC.

Why, until yesterday I was under the assumption that the Sun was just a really big light bulb.

-AC

😖mart:

I teached him that.

I'll reply to the only person seemingly not taking shit seriously here.

It's true. I remember when you taught me that.

Went something like this:

AC: I wonder who turns off that giant light bulb.
Moose: It's a star.
AC: Ohhhh.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'll reply to the only person seemingly not taking shit seriously here.

It's true. I remember when you taught me that.

Went something like this:

AC: I wonder who turns off that giant light bulb.
Moose: It's a star.
AC: Ohhhh.

-AC

Stars are little lightbulbs though....

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'll reply to the only person seemingly not taking shit seriously here.

It's true. I remember when you taught me that.

Went something like this:

AC: I wonder who turns off that giant light bulb.
Moose: It's a star.
AC: Ohhhh.

-AC

It was actually:

AC: I be wondering who be turning off that bulb light.
Moose: My good man, don't be an imbecile, that is no bulb light, it's an enormous ball of gaseous fire, burning in deep space.
AC: Ohhhh.

Close enough though. 😉

Hahaha, see what you did there 😉.

-AC

Ah KMC, teaching us valuable information..

lreeve

Originally posted by Wickerman
Alas, twas time i made another crappy thread....so here goes ladies and gentlemen......

Here is where we put ourselves in the place of moderators/admins and imagine what their pick-up lines are like.....

I shall go first:

"Hey baby, i'd love to check YOUR IP sometime "

"What's say you and me go down to the Mod Lounge and make with the Merging? flirt1 "

or for dates that end up with her saying he kisses like a frog:

"LIAR!!!! YOU'RE THE N00B!!!!"

*while making "talk to the hand" gesture* BANNED!!!!!

"I can see you don't spam like the others in here....."

"I've got the biggest..........avatar *wink wink* (yes, actually SAYING wink wink ❌ )"

please carry on 👆

Disclaimer: These are just jokes not meant to be taken seriously and not meant to be directed at any specific moderators/admins or other staff members of this Message Board or any other.

~wickerman~