Great Mexican jokes?

Started by PrinceofBlades6 pages

To each his demons...

Originally posted by Hulk Power
So whats sad about having black in you? YOu should be proud of your roots. I'm 100% Mexican and I wouldn't want to be anything else in the world. I'm proud of who I am and I'm never ashamed of saying that I'm Mexican. You should be proud to be Mexican and black. Though it makes me really curious, how is it that you look asian? That's so weird, but not in a bad way.

yea!my baby brother is 6 months and he looks more asian than me!

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
To each his demons...

....and his angels.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
....and his angels.

Which he has none...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Which he has none...

...or so he thinks.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
...or so he thinks.

or so he thinks he thinks, when in fact he knows...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
or so he thinks he thinks, when in fact he knows...

...that his fate is in his own hands.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
...that his fate is in his own hands.

and he has no angels

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
For a second I thought I was going to have to tell a mexican joke...😐

Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?

Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in America. 😛

OMG that made me laugh 😂😮

Americans are so rich, the lucky bastards. 😛

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
OMG that made me laugh 😂😮

notworthy my life is fullfilled, I made a mod laugh...

if you look back a few pages I posted some other one's at well...

lol i made a couple laugh......

How do you Keep an Mexican occupied for an hour?

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How do you keep a blonde in suspense ????

I'll tell you tomorrow

why did the cops in SOuthern California take the 911 off their cop cars?

the mexicans were stealing them thinking they were Porsches 😄

why do white people like to go to mexican yard sales?_____thats how we get our stuff back!!!

thats really a Belgian joke. I changed it cause everyone seems to know mexican jokes cept me.