blonde jokes

Started by SimpleSeduction8 pages

Yeah my baby is the jealous type.

That's why i love him 😍

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
oh ok, and btw, i dont want an apology. just want to say im sorry for jumping the gun, taking it too serious, and calling you sluty

😄 there we go......a catastrophy averted 😛

~wickerman~

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I'm changing my sig. When Im in between sig changes I put up an old sig

i liked the other sig better.........could have used PSP to fix the undies. was very kool.......not making any moves on ya. i have encountered the wrath of Link before. he wouldnt let the problem of distance stop him from coming to Bama and stomping me if i did.

If you want, i can fix it for ya. I actually saw nothing wrong with it.

No No...I'm still working. I usually make 3 or 4 before i find the one i want to stick with. thanks anyways JJ

Originally posted by justjakk
i liked the other sig better.........could have used PSP to fix the undies. was very kool.......not making any moves on ya. i have encountered the wrath of Link before. he wouldnt let the problem of distance stop him from coming to Bama and stomping me if i did.

If you want, i can fix it for ya. I actually saw nothing wrong with it.

I agree. Also, while we're on the subject, when you turned it into Black and White there must've been a problem, cause it looked a bit grainy/sandy for some reason. Was it meant to be that way?

~wickerman~

sorry guys to stir things up. i just didnt agree with things said. but ill let it go and say sorry to all. and i didnt mean to offend anyone, and didnt mean to make you upset ss. just the comment got to me when i shouldnt have let it.sorry

Curious,
I don't get upset.

Well thats great and you shouldnt. the more you talk the more i like you. you seem sweet and confident. and you are a very pretty girl. are you trying to get into the modeling profession?

I am a professional model thank you

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I am a professional model thank you

No, thank YOU! flirt

~wickerman~

are you really? thats great, you do look like one. where do you model?

Wicker- 😂
Curious- Texas at the moment.

Everyone- I g2g! Later Byatchs!

i like the black and white pic better

*shrugs* I'm looking for someone to help me make a sig. My program is down

what do you call four blondes in a row? a wind tunnel

Originally posted by justjakk
what do you call four blondes in a row? a wind tunnel

BWHUAHAHAHAHAH 😂

~wickerman~

im a blonde 🙁 but i got 1 what do you do if a blonde throws a gernade at you?

pick it up pull the tab and throw it back

Q: Why did the blonde have square ****?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"

"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....

Originally posted by Commando Queen
Q: Why did the blonde have square ****?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"

"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....

😂 😆 😂 Brilliant 👆

~wickerman~

Damn i kick so much ass Nike should give me a shoe contract and Subway should hire me to take over for Jared in their commercials. flex