lamest superpower

What's the lamest, weakest, most useless superpower you can think of?

how about toad's superpower?!?! pretty damn stupid. the power of a toad!!!!! oh no!!! not that!!!!!

How about superflab? Characters like the Blob or Critical Mass who seem to think eating too many super-sized fast food meals puts them on equal terms with the world's superheroes. Since when is being fat a superpower? I guess 1 out of 3 of all America's youth are superpowered.

this one monkey guy....he knows when to surrender....wtf is that??

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
What's the lamest, weakest, most useless superpower you can think of?

that would be meg griffin's ability to grow her fingernails at a superb rate

slightly off topic.... would DareDevil be able to drive a car using his radar sense to avoid crashing?.... or would it reflect off the windshield?

useless powers...... super-sense of taste, being able to talk to ants, being able to throw really well (though it seems to work for Bullseye... and Boomerang)

Bishop has the dumbest powers of all the Xmen

Beak is an avian humanoid that can't fly. What the hell is the point of being bird-like if you can't fly? He's better in Here Comes Tomorrow but right now he's pretty much pathetic.

Originally posted by goku-vs-superma
how about toad's superpower?!?! pretty damn stupid. the power of a toad!!!!! oh no!!! not that!!!!!

The power to jump real far, walk on walls, super long tongue, enhanced agility, enhanced strength, and spit that sticks. Not so bad in my point of view.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
The power to jump real far, walk on walls, super long tongue, enhanced agility, enhanced strength, and spit that sticks. Not so bad in my point of view.

Originally posted by black robb
...especially the the long tonguenaughty

AMEN!youpi

so what about this fine question?......

Originally posted by Scoobless
slightly off topic.... would DareDevil be able to drive a car using his radar sense to avoid crashing?.... or would it reflect off the windshield?

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Originally posted by goku-vs-superma
how about toad's superpower?!?! pretty damn stupid. the power of a toad!!!!! oh no!!! not that!!!!!

Useless power? You realize how many sport competitions you could beat with that? Not to mention that he is able to lift one ton with his hands and three with his legs...I would pay anything to get those powers...

Originally posted by black robb
Bishop has the dumbest powers of all the Xmen

Uh...his powers would make him pretty much guanteered winner in fistfight.

How about that boy in one X-Men comic who had the power to change the colour of flowers?

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
How about that boy in one X-Men comic who had the power to change the colour of flowers?

he'd be popular with the ladies.... 😄

Originally posted by Scoobless
slightly off topic.... would DareDevil be able to drive a car using his radar sense to avoid crashing?.... or would it reflect off the windshield?

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
He'd probably have a problem with a windshield... unless he was driving a convertable.
I doubt they'd give him his liscence anyway... but then again you never know--a lot of people out their drive like their blind...

good points....I wonder could he "hear" when the lights go from green to yellow to red?

Probably that kid in X-2 'OH dear god no not guy-who-can-change-channels-with-his-eyes' .....although knowing marvel they would give him some power up like saying

'He can mentally control beta waves over a xeno frequency which allows him to interfere with messages and electronics and also change channels without a remote'

There was a girl who was killed just before the Morlock massacre and her ability was to go as flat as paper. She would be so screwed if she came across some scissors 😈

I recall hearing about a new mutant who had the power to learn other languages at a superhuman rate.