The Great Fake Boob Heist

Updated: 6:59 p.m. ET July 12, 2005
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - Armed bandits in Brazil robbed a vehicle carrying more than 400 breast implants, officials said Tuesday.

“It happened last week, but we only learned about it recently as our clients started complaining. It is the hottest period of the year in terms of implant sales,” said Margaret Figueiredo, director of silicone implant manufacturer Silimed.

A spokesman for the state postal service confirmed that assailants, apparently men, robbed the postal van with implants Thursday night in Rio de Janeiro. Each Silimed breast implant costs nearly $400.

t**s not very funny, if you ask me... 😆

Bra-vo. Quite possible the breast heist I've ever heard of.

-AC

Updates please, we need to be kept 'abreast' of the situation 😛

😆 😆 😆

D-Don't get it.

-AC

What sort of boobs would do such a thing anyway? 😉

They had to have bad aTITudes to commit such a crime. 😛

InDDeed, my dear hotsauce...

😆

Don't know where that one came from, it just sort of popped out ( possible setup for another boob joke here..) But seriously, I just came up with that one out of the blue.

We should knock(er) their blocks off!

This thread is a total bust....

This thread... 😖

Well, anybody who comes up with a boobs pun now deserves a round of applause.

-AC

those people must have gone bazookas! Lets all throw cantaloupes at them!

Not TECHNICALLY sure if those two really count seeing as they're more roundabout ways of referring to boobs.

-AC

i couldnt think of anything bettercry

HAND OVER THE TITTIES AND NOBODY GETS HURT!!!!!!!!!!!! 😠 😠

Originally posted by PVS
HAND OVER THE TITTIES AND NOBODY GETS HURT!!!!!!!!!!!! 😠 😠

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