Stupid little shits....
I was watching the news... Yes I am an intellectual as well as a top comedian.... naughty
And it had a report on the new Harry Potter book (Huzaa!) and I got really annoyed at the children that had been queuing up for 18 hours to get the novel around the time of midnight.... WHY!!!!??? The likeliness of a child around the age of 10 being in any fit state to read a book with hundreds of pages after being awake for 18 hours.
What really pissed me off was this little child (With oral grammar which lead me to believe that she couldn't read anyway.) Who had flown all from America all the way to England just because the time differences meant that it was coming out 5 hours earlier.... saying "I'm, so excited I'm really going to rub it in with my friends" (like you have any friends..... tubby )