Terms of endearment

whats wrong with a good ol`fashion fist in the face trick?

Well when you are a virtual midget, have the strength of a mouse and are weedy as hell, you will see exactly why a good old fashion pnch in the face doesn't work Finti! Nah, best way for me is to scare them twice as much as they are scaring me!

I kicked a guy in the nuts once.

Oh yeah when I was younger I did that all the time. I remember when I was 12 one guy called my friend a whore so I had him up against the wall by his collar. But then I stopped getting any stronger and grew into an elegant young lady! Yeah well something like that anyway.

Gave one guy a black eye with a huge stick before now too. ompletely by accident of course. The weirdo asked me out the next day too for some reason! Boys!

Boys are stupid.

Always have been and definitely always will be. In fact I think it must get worse with age!

Yes it does. Someday their knuckles will drag on the ground again and they'll go back to one eyebrow. 😂

No not the dreaded MONOBROW! Aaagggghhhh!

Yes indeed. The one you need a lawnmower to trim.

All this yapping and still they can't live without us. 😄

Damn straight, what would you girlies do without us us chaps?

There'd be no housework to do for a start, or much washing to do, or much food to prepare. So you'd all end up alcoholics with all that spare time on your hands. 😛

worldpeace?

Silence you fool, give it a couple of years and you too will learn the ways of men. 😉

like the scum and villany they are?

OMG Yerss look behind you!!!

*Runs off while Yerss' back is turned*

My waffle! noooooooooo! it's the bucket again!

*turns back to mech*
you see, it's been following me since... where did you go??