landon8's lightsabers

Started by Captain REX5 pages
Originally posted by landon8
god this is gay, I mean it truly is if you think that pibb boy was Fu¢king defending me. So these are my last words on this queer forum. fu¢k you lord cliterus b1tch, etc... all the dumbasses who don't REALLY know physics. don't bother replying to this post because this is the last time I'll be here. god I share one thing with you guys but you have to be fu¢king fags and deny everyhting. now go back onto your gay lives and think about "what IF lightsabers were created?" in your minds of course. god you're pathetic...

Hey Landon? If you're not going to support your claims of having made a lightsaber, then you really must expect to be bashed over the head by swear words...

That being said, either supply feasible evidence HERE or stop posting here.

Originally posted by landon8
god this is gay, I mean it truly is if you think that pibb boy was Fu¢king defending me. So these are my last words on this queer forum. fu¢k you lord cliterus b1tch, etc... all the dumbasses who don't REALLY know physics. don't bother replying to this post because this is the last time I'll be here. god I share one thing with you guys but you have to be fu¢king fags and deny everyhting. now go back onto your gay lives and think about "what IF lightsabers were created?" in your minds of course. god you're pathetic...
You good sir, are an imbosile.

You say you won't check this thread anymore, I doubt that's true since you're idea is the basis of it.

I've said before that noone who's actually created a lightsabre and has a half a brain, will keep the knowledge to himself. He would sell it, and make billions--trillions.

You however, like to brag and retort to comments made over an internet page.

This shows your clear lack of intelligence, logic, and common-sense. All of which are needed to invent and create...anything.

You have been proven wrong a number of times and found a loophole in it by basically saying that "you weren't there, so you can't know."

Anyone lacking a social life as much of you, and by posting this thread you show that, and anyone with as bad as grammer as you, doesn't meet the necessities needed for your so called "project."

You would need contacts (social life) and you would have to fill out alot of forms (grammer) to raise the hundreds of millions of dollars needed to build something so technologically advanced.

Do you know how much NASA spent in the space race just to get to our moon?

And you're talking about building a f*cking lightsabre in your parents basement with a budget that can't possibly extend past a couple thousand at best?

Just for the fun of it...

Originally posted by landon8
So you insult me saying that me and my team don't have a lightsaber, which I already said I didn't care if you insulted or didn't believe, but its the fact that you think me and my team are going to tell you how to make a lightsaber.

No really. We aren't insulting you because we don't believe you. I personally will insult you because you are a goddamn idiots believing that anybody else must be even dumber than yourself. Guess what...you're wrong.


Just because I said I've cut down one sign with it, doesn't mean I'm not intelligent. and if you think so, then get a life becuase guess what, einstein got F's on his Fu¢kin math homework.

Einstein had an IQ of 182 while yours seems to be clearly in the 2-number-area. Or...just to say it in another way. If you eat a toast you will have more brains in your stomach than in your head after it.


And I'm not going to contact you in anyway because you may be pointing out the obvious in your mind, and I agree with you that ANYTHING is possible. but why would you think that of me just for saying I cut ONE street sign down with one of my sabers. So NO, just for that, I'm NOT telling you ANYTHING about how we made it, how much it costs, who we are, etc...

Now really dude. That is a bad punishment. Not telling people about things you never did. Not telling them about the costs of the things you never did and not telling us who you (and your - invisible - friends) are. You are sooooo evil.


Me and my friend who built our first version of the lightsaber was just as EQUAL as me in every way because without me or him, and some other people who built the other versions Im not going to tell you about, we wouldn't have gotten this far with our technology we built.

I don't believe they are equal to you. See...those rubber dolls aren't living persons. Believe me.


And you know!, the funny thing is, I have ALL the lightsaber movies, ALL of our lightsaber versions, ALL of the lightsaber pictures, and 5 lightsabers, because I was an admin and a main creator of the lightsaber with my dev.

Stop. You have all the lightsaber movies ? Somebody should badly sue you for having an illegal copy of ROTS at home !


so if I were you, I'd find out who you were talking to before you go saying $hit about me.

Because else you will come visit us and kill us all with you self built lightsaber that looks like a tici torch and can cut through everything (as far as I see that includes your own head ?). Well...ph34r !!!!1111oneoneeleven...as you don't have any force powers I'm gonna shoot you with my self built nuclear water pistol ! Haha. You don't believe me ?!?

See:

Hmm...interesting...and I mean interesting in the 'Why would anyone believe this nonsense', not in 'Oh wow, some guy actually built a real lightsaber'.

I dont know how this all started, I dont care either. The wonders of Photoshop and After Effects can make anyone appear to own a real lightsaber. As for the 'I cut through shit' nonsense, you've never seen Star Wars fanfilms? They decapitate each other for christ sake, chopping something in half is child's play. You want me to prove it? I could go outside, swing my sticks around, take the footage, Photoshop the biatch, and voila! Instant lightsaber chopping crap in half.

For the people who actually believe this guy, how old are you all? 12, 13..maybe 14? It. Is. Not. True.

Some 'nobody' isnt gonna just magically build a working lightsaber. Im sure if the idea was possible, George Lucas would invest some of his pocket money into making it happen.

Revan Nite:

Good god I could kiss you, if I were gay. All you people need to read his posts and open your eyes.
Heat problem, check. Light problem, check. Blade length, check. And most importantly, the crystal. Check.

How the hell (Oops, I didnt mean to use such an offensive word in the presence of youngsters) does someone manage to fit all that into something the size of 2 hand lengths?

landon, you have nothing to prove. Dont give us your "Im not going into detail as to how I made it" pish posh. Supershadow says this all the time, and guess what? Only dumbasses fall for his crap. He has nothing to prove either.

Your a liar. Your fake. Dont try and get shirty because nobody with intelligence will believe you.

Take a wander over to TFN and download some fanfilms. Come back when you get some god damn common sense.

Originally posted by landon8
fu¢k you lord cliterus b1tch, etc... all the dumbasses who don't REALLY know physics.

Point is, we all DO really understand physics. Hence, the arguing and counterproving against you. 😐

OOOH HAHA! Oh my, that was GREAT! That was BY FAR the BEST laugh I've had in a VERY long time, my abs are killing me. EHEHEHE!

Oh, BTW, everyone come over to my house later one, Luke Skywalker is gonna be here, were gonna fry up some Jawa Burgers, maybe have a few beers. Han is bringing some Deathsticks too, gonna make it a night to remember! 😄. OH, and Lando, you and your lightsaber arent invited 😛.

Ok Ok, seriously now, some people need to be able to distinguish between the real world and make-believe.

PARENTS!!! This is what happens when you let your TV raise your child instead of doing it yourself.

Well ... at times I just get to irritated with people Sir Mist, and then I can't take obvious sh!t from them anymore. When it clearly is a lie and I get that irritated, I'll make sure they are properly dealt with

Fire at will, Commander!

O jesus christ I came back to see what was posted and you actually think I used a crystal or whatever the hell they use in starwars!?!?! WOW, well I DONT live in my mom's basement, Im 15 smartone. and I'm not a starwars nerd too cuz I don't really care for starwars, honestly. I care about technology. and you may think "O he's 15 so he doesn't know shit" well sorry for the misconseption, its a PLASMAsaber NOT a stupid lightsaber. I don't know what you were thinking. and again, I don't care for starwars pretty much at all.

Oh and if you didn't see what I posted the first time nai, those stupid pictures are of the prototype saber. PROTOTYPE. Just so you don't get confused. and Im not bragging, I'd be glad to share info but apparently you guys don't want me here with your flaming.

Im 15 smartone. and I'm not a starwars nerd too cuz I don't really care for starwars

I am starting to get really fed up dear boy. And for asfar as your age has anything to do with this, a 15 year old in most countries does not have the recourses to undertake such a task.

its a PLASMAsaber NOT a stupid lightsaber. I don't know what you were thinking. and again, I don't care for starwars pretty much at all

Isn't it cute when you twist and turn your words around, plasma-saber. alright ... plasma. *sighs heavily*

I am quite sure you did state it, and quite a few times, like

here

Don't ask about anything to do with the Lightsaber we have. I'm not showing pics or movies of it

and here

Atleast we told you that we created a lightsaber rather than keep it secret from the public for years right?

and if I remember correct a few other places aswell. Now yes I wonder what was I thinking, must have been that you were trying to scam the people on this board. I tried to be nice, I tried to be reasonable. And I tried to be logical ... now its time for all out rudeness

what part of "GET LOST" doesn't sink into your 15 year old, twisted, demented and utterly confused little mind?

you say plasma, well the only plasma I can directly think of is radioactive, so if you aren't laying half dead and bald in some emergency room dieing of cancer (And I feel bad for all the people who do encounter such fate, I would never want anyone to go though such a thing as it is horrible. So excuse me if I offend anyone by saying this, I'm just THAT fed up)

you are FULL OF SH!T

Hah ha a hah ah ha ha ha ha hahaha h a ah aha h ah ah ahahha ha ha ahaha hah ha ha ha hah ah ah haha h ah ah a hah ah ah ah ah ha ha h ah ah..............................so sorry, i just couldnt contain myself, i mean, you think you've made a plasma Sabre, hah haa a h ahahha ah hahahah ah.

-clears throat- ok, Mr Landon, i would like to say, EH UH, no way could you contain plasma in a sabre, no f***ing way, well, its possible, but its so dangerous, you would die a horrible death.

Check this website, TEARS his idea of Plasma Sabres apart!!!!

http://www.exn.ca/starwars/plasmasaber.cfm

Also, Landon, you probably didnt even know that Plasma was the fourth state of matter.
You probably dont even know what matter is!

Landon, here's your sign:

lol, heres probably still sat in that chair, lookin at his PC i bet...

Nihilis, thank you btw. Didn't know about the 4th state of matter eather. Color me ashamed yet all I know of physics and chemestry is that is taught to me. I'll be a second year informatics major next year, so you can imagine I wouldn't know of such things. Thank you 🙂

always nice to learn new things

*a huge grin comes over his features*

oh christ this is delicious ...

take this into consideration. This kid actually did read said site. Took his ideas from there and now is mearly repeating what is written there. Seems like something his demented little mind would think up. Its not to difficult to do such a thing, afterall its just reading, not understanding and ofcourse overblowing it on a forum ... christ why didn't I think about this possibility earlier. Would have saved me a lot of frustration

I knew plasma was the fourth state of matter and that it was about damn possible to make it or light into a workable lightsaber prototype with a handle about the size of a large flashlight... But that's about all I know.

You could make a plasma sabre, but........

lol

you couldnt hold it, it would take up a size of a room i reckon, and the heat would be tremendous!

Originally posted by landon8
O jesus christ I came back to see what was posted and you actually think I used a crystal or whatever the hell they use in starwars!?!?! WOW, well I DONT live in my mom's basement, Im 15 smartone. and I'm not a starwars nerd too cuz I don't really care for starwars, honestly. I care about technology. and you may think "O he's 15 so he doesn't know shit" well sorry for the misconseption, its a PLASMAsaber NOT a stupid lightsaber. I don't know what you were thinking. and again, I don't care for starwars pretty much at all.

Wow...you are 15. Just to make you feel good: You have a great prediction ability. I am just thinking: "Oh he's 15 so he doesn't know shit !" At least - you're able to read.

And great that you tell us that the things you yourself called lightsabers have magicaly transformed into plasmasabers being no lightsabers any longer. I just wonder about the thread title.


Oh and if you didn't see what I posted the first time nai, those stupid pictures are of the prototype saber. PROTOTYPE. Just so you don't get confused. and Im not bragging, I'd be glad to share info but apparently you guys don't want me here with your flaming.

Yeah what ? The picture I posted is of my PROTOTYPE thermo-nuclear water pistol. P R O T O T Y P E ! When it's finished it will blow...errr...TONS OF STUFF AWAY !!!!1111 🙄