I had a friend who worked at Argos. I was invited into the TARDIS of toasters itself. They even sell Flux Capacitors. It was so huge that I felt like singing a song.
"We were at the beach, everybody had matching towels.
Somebody went under the dock, and they saw a rock.
But it wasn't a rock. It was a ROCK LOBSTER!
A ROCK LOBSTER!"
😐
I reckon the reason why you have to wait so long is because Argos is actually run by Santa Claus. It's his new venture.
You put the order in, and the elves make your item out of ribbon, fairy dust and lemming genitals, pack it up and you pick it up.
I always wonderred why I had to wait a while, even when there was nobody in line ahead of me.
The elves theory makes sense. There was also that one time I saw a red and white stripey bobble hat, and when I pointed it out, one of the attendants picked it up and sheepishly kicked it behind the door out of view.
It's all part of Santas's master plan. Notice how Argos is always heaving at Christmas? Yeah, damn right.
The exodus is almost upon us. Repent.
Originally posted by Red Superfly
I reckon the reason why you have to wait so long is because Argos is actually run by Santa Claus. It's his new venture.You put the order in, and the elves make your item out of ribbon, fairy dust and lemming genitals, pack it up and you pick it up.
I always wonderred why I had to wait a while, even when there was nobody in line ahead of me.
The elves theory makes sense. There was also that one time I saw a red and white stripey bobble hat, and when I pointed it out, one of the attendants picked it up and sheepishly kicked it behind the door out of view.
It's all part of Santas's master plan. Notice how Argos is always heaving at Christmas? Yeah, damn right.
The exodus is almost upon us. Repent.
The average time a person has to wait in Argos for their goods is 6 mins... 8 mins around christmas time.
Not really all that long.
Originally posted by Red Superfly
I reckon the reason why you have to wait so long is because Argos is actually run by Santa Claus. It's his new venture.You put the order in, and the elves make your item out of ribbon, fairy dust and lemming genitals, pack it up and you pick it up.
I always wonderred why I had to wait a while, even when there was nobody in line ahead of me.
The elves theory makes sense. There was also that one time I saw a red and white stripey bobble hat, and when I pointed it out, one of the attendants picked it up and sheepishly kicked it behind the door out of view.
It's all part of Santas's master plan. Notice how Argos is always heaving at Christmas? Yeah, damn right.
The exodus is almost upon us. Repent.
...I agree lookaround
Originally posted by §P0oONY
Bill Bailey quote... ✅
Nice 😊