Spoony's personal add

Name: Sir Spoon Knight McNullen
Age: undetermined
Eyes: silver
Weight: About .5 lbs

What I'm looking for in the opposite sex: I want a woman with a spoon shape, but a fork top...a spork..

My interests: I like long walks on the beach, Shagging, i ride my bike a lot and I also like to smack that ***** up ever now and then.

Special qualifycations: Must love dogs, and cats, and gerbils 😖hifty:..

Final though: You see. I am just a normal spoon. I dont want anyone special, I just want someone who will love me for the spoon man that I am. If you cant see that, then you are not right for me. I dont want a one night stand, I want a series of one night stands, and then maybe get married...have kids and grow old..

IF INTERESTED CALL: 867-4309 AND PRESS #0021

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unfortunately i am a diamond, i only marry other diamonds

😆

we should stat a lonely hearts thread 😛 well, you should

any infos about me? 🤨

Originally posted by Clovie
any infos about me? 🤨

I sometimes worry about you Maynard...

. you forgot Lego ....

hey BA ..hug

Originally posted by BendyAlex
Name: Sir Spoon Knight McNullen
Age: undetermined
Eyes: silver
Weight: About .5 lbs

What I'm looking for in the opposite sex: I want a woman with a spoon shape, but a fork top...a spork..

My interests: I like long walks on the beach, Shagging, i ride my bike a lot and I also like to smack that ***** up ever now and then.

Special qualifycations: Must love dogs, and cats, and gerbils 😖hifty:..

Final though: You see. I am just a normal spoon. I dont want anyone special, I just want someone who will love me for the spoon man that I am. If you cant see that, then you are not right for me. I dont want a one night stand, I want a series of one night stands, and then maybe get married...have kids and grow old..

IF INTERESTED CALL: 867-4309 AND PRESS #0021

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~wickerman~

Originally posted by BendyAlex
Name: Sir Spoon Knight McNullen
Age: undetermined
Eyes: silver
Weight: About .5 lbs

What I'm looking for in the opposite sex: I want a woman with a spoon shape, but a fork top...a spork..

My interests: I like long walks on the beach, Shagging, i ride my bike a lot and I also like to smack that ***** up ever now and then.

Special qualifycations: Must love dogs, and cats, and gerbils 😖hifty:..

Final though: You see. I am just a normal spoon. I dont want anyone special, I just want someone who will love me for the spoon man that I am. If you cant see that, then you are not right for me. I dont want a one night stand, I want a series of one night stands, and then maybe get married...have kids and grow old..

IF INTERESTED CALL: 867-4309 AND PRESS #0021

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dials 867-4309....

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Originally posted by §P0oONY
I sometimes worry about you Maynard...