why yoda was is retarded?

Started by jar jar binks5 pages

why yoda was is retarded?

he doesn't take palpatine by surprise! he walks in slowly and starts talking during the fight!

And how, pray tell, can one take a Sith Lord by surprise?? And he doesn`t carry out a conversation, it`s just a few words at the begining.

e.g. 'At an end your rule is and not short enough it was!'

Palpatine could sense his presence. No surprises there.

Re: why yoda was is retarded?

Originally posted by jar jar binks
why yoda was is retarded?

Perhaps because he was is be related to you?

Re: Re: why yoda was is retarded?

Originally posted by kremzike
Perhaps because he was is be related to you?

😂

yes, but he says something like " i ve heared a new apprentice you have emperor, or should i call you Darth Sidiuse", and palpatine says " master yoda , you survived", yoda "surprised?"--dont you think thats a bit too long?! ( i mean for a battle which will dicede the fate of the galaxy).

Re: Re: Re: why yoda is retarded?

Originally posted by matreid
😂
no, he IS NOT related to me. but in this film he IS stupid.

Oh, so you would have liked something like this:

Yoda: Sidious!
Palps: Yoda!
*and then they leap madly towards each other in a wirlwind of kicks and fist blows*
Palps:Man, what are we doing? We should use our light...
Yoda🙁slaps Palps) Shush!!
*and then they duel*

we just have different views on combat, i guess.

remember yoda in EMPIRE? he was WISE.but now GL made him look stupid. ( but maybe i am just a stupid russian programmer who doesnt get it🙂)

Perhaps.

Originally posted by jar jar binks
remember yoda in EMPIRE? he was WISE.but now GL made him look stupid.

K... so you think the 'younger' Yoda is stupid...
Your reasons bring forth and understand you, we will!

Re: Re: Re: Re: why yoda is retarded?

Originally posted by jar jar binks
no, he IS NOT related to me. but in this film he IS stupid.

Someone apparently IS NOT familiar with the art of good storytelling.

Apparently.

Re: why yoda was is retarded?

Originally posted by jar jar binks
he doesn't take palpatine by surprise! he walks in slowly and starts talking during the fight!

That's what Yoda likes to do. 😐

Because he's OLD. 😄

And green. ✅

Wait, that doesn't make any sense. 😐

dont diss yoda he will beat u up anyday

It doesn't, Mus? 😐

well Yoda is a Jedi so yes he would walk in and face his enemy. Also a jedi takes out his lightsaber as a last result. A jedi uses his words and knowledge of the force to confront something. When a jedi is a padawan he is taught you only take out your lightsaber unless you are expecting to take a life. So yoda talking was more like habit. Even though no matter of talking can make sid stop being a Sith Lord 😆