Maynard's personal add
Name: Sir Maynard Bendy Alex
Age: 65
Eyes: Green
Weight: About .75 lbs
What I'm looking for in the opposite sex: Opposite? #hysterics#
My interests: I enjoy baking cakes with my mother's baking group... I also enjoy sleeping around.... I also enjoy partaking in Water Sports in the bedroom Olympics.
Special qualifications: Must love necrophilia and must not be afraid to base jump..
Final thought: I would love to meet anyone, I;m desperate for any social interaction. My last love abandoned me for a more extreme necro base jumper and I am afraid that I will die alone... Please call.. PLEASE CALL... PLEASE
I wont disappoint 😉
IF INTERESTED CALL: 867-4309 AND PRESS #0022
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