Superman vs 15 Wolverines

Started by snoopdogg7 pages

Originally posted by Blair Wind
I dont think that he was comparing the two just showing that Thor is durable, more so than any human
He quoted that when somebody said that Thor isnt as durable as Superman.

I thought he was calling Superman a human.

It wouldn't make a difference if there were 100 Wolverines. They get burned to death with heat vision or swatted past Pluto before they can rattle off a "hey bub." They can scratch him / cut at him all they want, it wont do a bit of good, they don't have the strength to break his skin. Supes could kill 'em all in less then 5 seconds and then if he feels like it, he can reverse time like in the movie and do it all over again. 😈

How do there get to be 15 Wolverines. Is this like X-men's version of Clone Saga or is that the number of teams / titles / guest appearances $$$ he's somehow simultaneously and inexplicably in?

Originally posted by K3VIL
Thor's body is far denser than that of any human, plus being son of Gaea grants him strenght and durability above any Asgardian, except his father, Odin.
Wolverine was able to cut Hulk only when enhanced from Apocalypse as horsemen Death, in that form, Wolverine was stronger, more durable, and able to project energy to damage telepaths or simply project concussive force from his sword, plus he was in possess of all his standard powers, but enhanced.
Normal Wolverine, the one that can be slowed down from bullets, isn't going to cut through Thor.Ulik, a Class 90 ton TROLL, with his axe has fought Thor many times and except for the blunt damage of the fists and kicks he was just able to slice Thor without any considerable harm for his body.

Yes he is, but superman has that bio field, what I am saying is that thor's hammer works on superman.

I never said whether I did or didn't believe that wolverine could cut thor, that also relies on the STRENGTH he has to drive the adamantium, at his 800 lifting state, I'm not so sure that he does. Thor's opponents have much greater strength and weapons, wolverine doesn't.

*Superman bends all 15 Wolverine's claws like tin foil*

Wolverine: Hey bub! You can't bend these...they're Adama....WHAT THE HECK?

Superman: *winks*

Wolverine: How....how'd you do that?

(Flash arrives and delivers Wolvie a written note)

Note: Dear Wolverine...I'm SUPERMAN!

lol, good one.

15 wolverine's would be like a zombie move.

"bub,bub, bub," * getting dizzy*

One would have to wonder though if the wolvies wou;dn't start fighting themselves. . .

"Jean's mine after this fight"

"He's mine bub"

"ROOOAR!!!"

Superman flies of to meet up with lois.

Superman would beat all of em...no one beats the man of steel...except Gambit

*sigh*

You mean jubilee.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
*sigh*

You mean jubilee.

no i mean Maggot

1 million wolverines wouldnt hurt supes in a slug fest

a million wolvies would take down thor in a slug fest tho.

Originally posted by black robb
no i mean Maggot

*sigh*
You mean pacman.

And believe it or not, Wolverine888 still thoroughly claimed that Wolverine would beat Superman after 10 pages of debating...

Darkcrawler!!

You're alive!!

What was his reasoning.

lifeisaglich thinks pro wrestling is real.....

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Darkcrawler!!

You're alive!!

Yeah...got WoW...can't do much other things...must...play...

Anyway, some quotes from "W888" as I like to call him.

hulk who woverien kick his ass all the time has given super man huge battle were superman almsot lost so dont talk about super man beign able to kick wolverine ass I sorry but wolverine would msot deffently win. superman sucks at fighting

oh my god u guys are stupid wolverine can lift over a ****en haft ton a haft ton 500 puonds wolverine throw hulk who over 1000 pounds. and do any u lissen hulk gvae superman huge fights. spider man tide superman. wolverien ebaten both of them. enough said

ok wolverine beat to gusy who tide superman think about it and wolverine can see superman superman as fast as a bullet wolverine can doge bullet and spider man deffently faster well fighting then superman

ya rember they stae it was a nuke and also wolverien goes cock roches shoudl of survived that plast. it wasent the bomb that kill every thign it was the piosin well radation

I liek to state enchanced human is strong enough for wolverine claws to go throu superman. if superman actauly for once fights with his super speed wolverine would stand a chance no one would. also the first wolverine vs hulk yes wolverine was nocked otu bye a cglanced blow btu they changed his character cuz that was stupid he has in later fights since then has taken full hit from the hulk and got right back up

I have always wondered what the "888" means? The ways he loves Wolverine? Or the number of powers he believes Wolverine has? Or the number of spelling mistakes he aims to achieve in one post?

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Yeah...got WoW...can't do much other things...must...play...

Anyway, some quotes from "W888" as I like to call him.

I have always wondered what the "888" means? The ways he loves Wolverine? Or the number of powers he believes Wolverine has? Or the number of spelling mistakes he aims to achieve in one post?

Yikes . . that's frightening. . .

WOW! That is amazing....
"wolverien go coch roahces" 😖

Originally posted by snoopdogg
Since adamantium cannot cut adamantium and Superman withstood a beam that was said to have been able to cut adamantium.

15 Wolverines would all die.


That's a laser beam, not adamantium.

And it's weird because AlphaCentauri and/or Wynndar has mentioned Hulk withstanding similar beams and adamantium needles being unable to draw blood through his tough skin but Wolverine still seems to have no problem.

Because Logan has.... the Poweeeeer of Fanbooooooooyeeee!!!!

Also - all Supes has to do is look at the group of Wolverines and...

After half a second... the have no skin.

After one second... the have no flesh.

After a second and a half, Superman goes home to watch some telly and eat some spaghetti bologneise.