To answer RJ's question...nope, don't do that. I know which key's where, I rarely look down...problem is, if my hand moves over some, instead of typing coherently, I continue to type in relation to other keys. So...everythings moved over one. this = yjod...etc, that can be PIA.
And yes...you are whipped. Though considering who it is, I don't think it's a bad thing.