-=- Anything BUT Porn -=-

Steal some from Bertha over there, although, who knows what she does in bed 😖

Probably eats a bucket of chicken each night 😘

Thats ok, I'll just sleep in the cold dark corner 🙁

I'm gonna ride my pony into the sunset droolio

Before you do, make sure you go over the safety procedures or horse Back riding 😐

He's not a horse yet, you insensitive clod sneaky2

Yea! Well You're Just a Big Ol' DWEEB! 😒

Oooh cut me deep cry