Proof That Robbie Is My B!tch
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
From this day forth, I hereby decree that…1. Pink is my favorite color.
2. I have a secret fetish for wearing women’s bras and panties.
3. I will reframe myself from every grabbing FJ’s ass…again.
4. I am FJ’s personal b!tch, meaning I am at her mercy and will do whatever she requests.
5. I will address FJ as “Your Highnessness” or “Her Highnessness.”
6. Everything FJ says is the law.
7. If I ever feel the need to contradict or question FJ, I will personally cut off a limb until
all thoughts are removed from my mind.
8. And yes, FJ could kick my ass. Anything I can do, she can do better.