If You Were In A Scary Movie, How Would You Die?

Started by Cinemaddiction4 pages
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I wouldn't die, I would be the survivor who seeks revenge in the sequel

You know, that's a damn good idea.

I'd probably die by running into a lampost then falling down a hole and landing on some spikes...

there'd be no killer around. It'd just happen.. coz that's my luck. 馃槵

or I'd be the person with no name who dies at the beginning without having any lines...that no-one knows 馃槀

馃槢

id disguise myself as a prop...like a lampshade or something....and survive til the remake some 20yrs later and make a cameo as another lamp shade, and then people will point and go 'hey look, its that lampshade again'

People who have sex, always die in scary movies. So I'd be the virgin, the only one who doesnt die! Woo!

Originally posted by Mist
id disguise myself as a prop...like a lampshade or something....and survive til the remake some 20yrs later and make a cameo as another lamp shade, and then people will point and go 'hey look, its that lampshade again'

hysterical

Originally posted by Zenoside
People who have sex, always die in scary movies. So I'd be the virgin, the only one who doesnt die! Woo!

what if they sacrifice the virgin?shock

Originally posted by Mist
what if they sacrifice the virgin?shock

Bah, I'd be the other virgin...you know the one who isnt gutted like a pig.

Originally posted by Zenoside
People who have sex, always die in scary movies. So I'd be the virgin, the only one who doesnt die! Woo!

but what about all those other sequeals? you can't be a virgin forever. 馃槙

Originally posted by Zenoside
People who have sex, always die in scary movies. So I'd be the virgin, the only one who doesnt die! Woo!

Not always. "Scream" kinda broke tradition, as Sydney survived, and Billy was killed.

I dont know. Maybe impaled and skinned?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
but what about all those other sequeals? you can't be a virgin forever. 馃槙

Then I'd be the geek, cause they dont die for some reason either. Oh and I'd be white too, cause every other race dies for some odd reason in 90% of those movies.

Originally posted by Zenoside
Bah, I'd be the other virgin...you know the one who isnt gutted like a pig.

*sneaks up on zen and hits him in the head with a wrench* now i can have my way with you! 馃槺

馃槢

i just would piss off right away from the person who is the main target of the killer...anyone close to them gets axed in an hour馃槢

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*sneaks up on zen and hits him in the head with a wrench* now i can have my way with you! 馃槺

馃槢


馃槺 馃槑
....oh wait, supposed to be knocked out.

x_X

*knocks zen out again* now stay down! 馃槢

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*knocks zen out again* now stay down! 馃槢

You a dommy or something!?!?

OW!

*flops over*

Originally posted by Mist
i just would piss off right away from the person who is the main target of the killer...anyone close to them gets axed in an hour馃槢

wouldn't that make you a probable target as well? 馃槙

Originally posted by Zenoside
You a dommy or something!?!?

OW!

*flops over*

i can still hear you...whip