Originally posted by brainchild81
Superman's funeral is held the following Monday. Doom arrives and starts doing Riverdance on Supes grave. He says "Yes! The Lord of Latveria is also the lord of the dance! HA!" The JLA gets up ready to fight and Doom whips out an ID and screams "Diplomatic Immunity" just like the dude from Lethal Weapon 2.Lois starts crying. Doom(still dancing) says "I know this is turning you on. Doom knows how to impress the ladies"
That's just ridiculous.
Everyone knows Doom is the best popper in Latveria. Doom is down with the funk, beyotch!!
Originally posted by brainchild81
You sound really mature🙂 No diss intended. Only an irrational fanboy'd feel a diss. You're laughing because I intended for my posts to be comical.
No need to explain yourself. You are forgiven.
Anyway, as a "Fanboy" of both characters..Doom being my favorite villain... both characters have taken over the world. Have robot "clones" and both possess incredible intelligence technology wise.
Eradicator comes out of the fortress and turns Doom to shit. Supes bangs lois and calls it a day. 😆
Originally posted by AvalonofthewindEradicator is of course turning a Doombot to poo, not the real Doom. After Supes is destroyed without Doom ever leaving his chair, Doom pets his kitten as it's sits on the arm of Doom's chair. A robot walks into the room.
No need to explain yourself. You are forgiven.Anyway, as a "Fanboy" of both characters..Doom being my favorite villain... both characters have taken over the world. Have robot "clones" and both possess incredible intelligence technology wise.
Eradicator comes out of the fortress and turns Doom to shit. Supes bangs lois and calls it a day. 😆
Doom:Report.
Bot: The mission was successful.
D:Excellent.
B:There was however some outside interference that resulted in the neutralization of a Doombot, master.
Doom: Neutralized! Explain.
B: Unit A-73 was transformed into feces my lord.
D: Dammit *Doom slams down his fist on an armrest, hitting his kitten by mistake*
D: Sorry kitty. Video footage?
*The Robot shows Doom video of Eradicator turning a Doombot into Caca and flying off somewhere*
B:We've been tracking him my lord. He is called Eradicator. He seems to be very powerful.
D:This outrage will NOT be tolerated!!! However, I have a funeral to attend. Doom to all Doombots--Have this Eradicator fellow dead when I return. Don't forget to smear A-73's remains on his face either. He'll pay for what happened to kitty.
B:But master, Kitty's injuries are your fa--
D: SILENCE!!!! Now, bring me my golden armor, my ADIDAS tracksuit, my fat gold chain, and a large fold-able square of cardboard. Doom has spoken!
Dude I was there on one of the last days that he broke that s**t down in public. Philly 1987. Doom was participating in a bboy contest in front of the Civic Center. Everybody else was using cardboard. When it was Doom's turn he pulled out a large square of linoleum. Some dude w/a megaphone was like "Yo! What's up w/the linoleum? You too good for cardboard, man?". Doom stared @ him really hard. I got ready to run 'cause I thought Doom was gonna blast him. He didn't though. He walked over to the cardboard and pretty much served everybody in the cockiest way possible. He finished by spinning around. When he stopped he was laying down like he was taking a nap. Everybody was like "DAAAYUM!" I was like "Deeescent!"(That's what little kids said back then). Doom walked over to the guy w/the Megaphone, took it and said "The answer is yes you sucka!! Don't eva try to diss me!" Doom gave him the megaphone back. He then put his hand on the guy's face and pushed his head back(We called that muggin' somebody) then walked away. Doom never did the linoleum thing again.
Superman has already beaten doom, in that Marvel/dc cross over, supes teamed up with spider-man, the first time they fought doom threw a piece of kryptonite on the floor then supes rolled away in a carpet.
The nex time they met supes ripped of dooms hands n used it 2 smash parasite so he couldnt absorbs supes power.
Re: Dr. Doom vs superman.
Originally posted by Dr. Diamond
okay doom has 10 days of prep he has full access to tony starks and reed richards technology and labs he is given full info on supes, supes has less than 10 seconds of prep and he has no info at all on doom.
Damn!
Doom takes this with ease but this isn't really quite fair for Superman...
Originally posted by Avalonofthewind
No need to explain yourself. You are forgiven.Anyway, as a "Fanboy" of both characters..Doom being my favorite villain... both characters have taken over the world. Have robot "clones" and both possess incredible intelligence technology wise.
Eradicator comes out of the fortress and turns Doom to shit. Supes bangs lois and calls it a day. 😆
When did Supes take over the world?
Originally posted by brainchild81
Eradicator is of course turning a Doombot to poo, not the real Doom. After Supes is destroyed without Doom ever leaving his chair, Doom pets his kitten as it's sits on the arm of Doom's chair. A robot walks into the room.Doom:Report.
Bot: The mission was successful.
D:Excellent.
B:There was however some outside interference that resulted in the neutralization of a Doombot, master.
Doom: Neutralized! Explain.
B: Unit A-73 was transformed into feces my lord.
D: Dammit *Doom slams down his fist on an armrest, hitting his kitten by mistake*
D: Sorry kitty. Video footage?
*The Robot shows Doom video of Eradicator turning a Doombot into Caca and flying off somewhere*
B:We've been tracking him my lord. He is called Eradicator. He seems to be very powerful.
D:This outrage will NOT be tolerated!!! However, I have a funeral to attend. Doom to all Doombots--Have this Eradicator fellow dead when I return. Don't forget to smear A-73's remains on his face either. He'll pay for what happened to kitty.
B:But master, Kitty's injuries are your fa--
D: SILENCE!!!! Now, bring me my golden armor, my ADIDAS tracksuit, my fat gold chain, and a large fold-able square of cardboard. Doom has spoken!
😆 😆 😆
Originally posted by Avalonofthewind
No need to explain yourself. You are forgiven.Anyway, as a "Fanboy" of both characters..Doom being my favorite villain... both characters have taken over the world. Have robot "clones" and both possess incredible intelligence technology wise.
Eradicator comes out of the fortress and turns Doom to shit. Supes bangs lois and calls it a day. 😆
Originally posted by Crease
When did Supes take over the world?