I am...

Originally posted by Smallville
I am not posting it for praise... I am just kind of under the influence and bored.

I hope not, because I'm all out of Darwin awards, and I have a real low tolerance for people who brag about being drunk/high.

Originally posted by Smallville
I cannot. The military are prone to giving suprise piss tests. Or I would be all over hitting some good shit.

And porno isn't allowed like on the movies