Bumper stickers

what are some weird/funny/realistic/agreeable/whatever bumper stickers youve seen.

I saw one with Elmo on it and it said What Would Elmo Do?

I saw one that said Lick bush mmmmm tastes like chicken.

I saw one that said with no dick there's no bush.

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Blonde Thinking

That's on my old car 😛

hahahahaha awww....that's so my sister sometimes.....

I have to get a few wakeboard ones myself....

"Honk if you've been engaged to johnny depp"

"I brake for hobbits"

😂

somewhere in texas, a village is missing it's idiot....

If I wanted you up my ass I'd ask you out on a date first!

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
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Blonde Thinking

That's on my old car 😛

I'd probably need to get one like that

Originally posted by TigerLover
If I wanted you up my ass I'd ask you out on a date first!

😂

I saw on that said keep tahoe blue ✅ ... but thats not very funny

But there was one that said honk if youre irish so i honked ✅ apperntly the people with honk stickers dont really want you to honk

i have one on my car that says Yankees Choked!!! and another that is a picture of Bush and underneath it it says Warlord in red letters....most people up my area are conservatives so there arent too many funny stickers around here...oh yeah..."Mini-vans are proof of evil on earth"....i saw that one! 😱