Wow, man kills himself after hearing about HP spoiler.

If it is real... bring the bastard back to life so I can rekill him for doing it.

its just stupid to kill yourself! However much I love it, I do know its a BOOK! And besides, all possible avenues can be explored in fanfic - just look at how many Sirius Lives fics there are! They'll be some ____ Lives soon enough!

okkkay *mental case* mayb

LOL, it's obviously a spoof.

😐

Originally posted by NightCrawler341
If it is real... bring the bastard back to life so I can rekill him for doing it.

I no longer have a reason to live.

What about the 7th book?🙄

That's truly pathetic and it's probably not true.

its tragic if he did really do it cuz i mean WWWHHHY do such a thing ...

Originally posted by ladygrim
its tragic if he did really do it cuz i mean WWWHHHY do such a thing ...

.... Can I bring him back to life and rekill him anyway? 😛

daily humor column author.. so it's obviously a joke about hp fans who take things too far... like hp fans who are now refusing to read the books because of who has hooked up with who in the books now.

this may sound wrong but 😂 . this is one of thous things were theres no point in feeling sorry. to kill urself over a book proves that u considered u life worthless. and if u have a worthless life keep it 2 urself or get a doctor.......................come on people this is to funny

I am mad that i saw this now, i was at another forum and i saw this posted, obviously i read a couple of the replies and this one guy says in big red letters ________ is the half-blood prince, lets see how many more people kill themselves. i didnt believe him becuase well, who would have thought, but then when the page came up where we find it, he was right. SO before i finished the book i already knew who died and the half blood prince was. Isnt that great.

... It didn't happen. No one killed themself.

i know that.. im just saying that im mad i saw the thread in the other forum for the reasons i said above.

"Andy Borowitz writes a daily humor column"
this is at the bottom of the news report. duh it's a joke! lol

Originally posted by the_ANTI
"Andy Borowitz writes a daily humor column"
this is at the bottom of the news report. duh it's a joke! lol

Dude, that's already been said like, twenty times in this thread. 😐

This guy must've had serious issues.

Published: July 8, 2005 at 07:41

A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler[/u] from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling opus, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Book 6)

i don't think it was a spoiler 😬, could have just been a rumor like if someone said "Harry Potter dies in the next book." or just a discussion on about the lasted news they recieved like who the Prince is 😬

Looks like a satire piece to me. 😬
(For more satire:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28009 )