I need to know something!

Ok, as you all know..I am a major dirt track car racing fan..and I go to the races as much as I can...well I want to embrass one of my best friends at the track in a couple weeks when I go back..

Thing is, I need you all to help me think of ideas of how to embrass her. Let me know soon please!!

whoopie cushion.

tell her you love her in a lesbian way....

LOL that's a shitload better

Murder...

Originally posted by Fëanor
tell her you love her in a lesbian way....

😆

Followed by a kiss

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Murder...

Not that bad

Originally posted by §P0oONY
😆

Followed by a kiss

I second Feanor's idea 👆 And just to make it spicy "You know X, i sure love dirt track races, but you know what i'd love more? dirt-covered steamy woman on woman sex with you"

😂

OMG.....no more porn for me 😆

~wickerman~

Originally posted by chelsea17
haha, want me to tape it too😖hifty:

Not especially...

Google image search.. How I love thee

😆

Originally posted by Wickerman
dirt-covered steamy woman on woman sex with you"

*Types in google image search* 😱

wanker

💃

blowup

Originally posted by Wickerman
I second Feanor's idea 👆 And just to make it spicy "You know X, i sure love dirt track races, but you know what i'd love more? dirt-covered steamy woman on woman sex with you"

😂

OMG.....no more porn for me 😆

~wickerman~

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Not especially...

Google image search.. How I love thee

I just need ideas!

Just being helpful 😄 👆

~wickerman~

In a slighly perverted way, Vlad. 😂

Well, if you bring other friends with and they don't get the joke, people will actually think your a lesbian, making it incredibly hard to find a guy.(But easy to find a girl).

I'd say give her fake tickets and have a scene hapen cuz she's trying to get seats that are already taken.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
In a slighly perverted way, Vlad. 😂

She was asking for suggestions 😬

Ok, ok, maybe you should ummm.....wear kid clothes 😱 with pink fluffy bunnies on them and talk in a baby voice droolio

~wickerman~

Yeah, I gave my friend a ticket to Crazyworld once and he phones me two weeks later to say that he couldn't find where it was.
I told him: "That's 'cause I got it off a magazine you idiot. It's fake."

Originally posted by HimoKun
Well, if you bring other friends with and they don't get the joke, people will actually think your a lesbian, making it incredibly hard to find a guy.(But easy to find a girl).

I'd say give her fake tickets and have a scene hapen cuz she's trying to get seats that are already taken.

Fake ticket idea doesn't work...you just pay at the gate to get into the races. So you can sit anywhere you want

Originally posted by chelsea17
Fake ticket idea doesn't work...you just pay at the gate to get into the races. So you can sit anywhere you want

Curse really bad? 😬

~wickerman~

Originally posted by chelsea17
Fake ticket idea doesn't work...you just pay at the gate to get into the races. So you can sit anywhere you want

Does your friend have a boyfriend?