They stole my motorbike.
But on the same subject i will tell you a story.
I was going out late at night after my shift. As i entered the night-life district, i saw a big guy completly drunk lying on the pavement/kerb and Two 10 year old kids next to him. The kids were trying to wake the guy up.
So seeing them, 'poor little kids' i asked wtf was going on.
One of the kids told me that the big guy was their uncle and they couldnt get a taxi driver to get all home cause the wallet was inside their uncles pocket and he was lying on it.
So i offered them to shift the big guy and retrieve the wallet.
As i got the wallet out of the guys pocket, I handed it over to one of the kids .
He grinned at me and said 'THANK YOU" and WHAM !
They ran off faster than a Lightning Bolt !
Those little rascals had used me to nick the drunk's wallet who wasnt even their uncle !
So I ran off as well hoping he wouldnt get up and see me.