Catch Phrases

I used to say

"Yippe kiay Mother ****er" until I got introuble for it.

Now I just yell out Yeah! like lil john, even though I don't like lil john or most of rap.

"whatever"
"that went over like a turd in a punchbowl"
I always type badd instead of bad (in my user name it's intentional)
"ironically enough"
"only in america"
"does this crap only happen to me?"

😆

In basic training we were assigned Battle Buddies. Stupid thing, I know. But, we called each other Battle. I do that.

We also say HUA... which is pronounced more like Hooah. It means Heard, Understood, and acknowledged. Basically, yes.

uh..... to my boss who is actually pretty fat
"yes fatty fat fat"

Too much pie!

lol no hes on a McDiet we see him there always at thursdays when we drive by on our way to a cyber cafe

😆 The McDiet. Good stuff.

mcdonalds and diets just don't mix. eating some thing diet would be like making low carb lard

You mean Hooha smallvile?

lol my boss being on a diet is like me running up the street for no reason (im overweight by like 20 pounds not much lol) its not gonna happen

Originally posted by Darth Zenemij
You mean Hooha smallvile?

No. I mean Hooah.

"On that like a fat kid on a cupcake."

oh lol then there was this one time i gotta explain this alittle bit for yall to understand it ok anyway this one time at work me and a friend were working with one of the fulltimers at my work right he told us to go find someone and ask if we can help so were on our way looking for him my friend says "your fatter then todd is" (todd is the person were looking for) lol so i said "no im not" he says "oh yeah? prove it" i says "ok" so we find todd he tells us what to do i lean over and i says to my friend with todd standing in front of us "see told you i was skinner" we both just start cracking up laughing while were walking away

me and my friend.. allways say "blink"... insted of saying omg hes cute.. or hot..lol.... my friend made it up

Me, my brother and my friends used to say "She needs to fill out an application."

Then it was shorted to "FILL."

hmmm what else do i say............

"i swear to drunk im not god"
"theres no blood in my alchol system"
"the tires drunk im not flat"

Hmmmm

Why don't you go suck a ****?

Your such a **** ***.

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Mines more of an action. Everyone always tells me that I have thiis cute innocent smile.

Can you provide evidence of this?

"I'm not think as you drunk I am"