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😱 YAY 😱
I thought we should invent our own range of joke products
Whos with me!!

💃 💃 💃 😈

me😄

Our first product is:
A fake broomstick
haha you may think.
but give it to one of your enemies and urge them to fly on it, little will they know that they will fall off in midair breaking their bone in the process...
Ten galleons a peice
15 for the firebolt replicas
😄

I would buy it!!! 😄

ha ha

Originally posted by spidey-carnage
Our first product is:
A fake broomstick
haha you may think.
but give it to one of your enemies and urge them to fly on it, little will they know that they will fall off in midair breaking their bone in the process...
Ten galleons a peice
15 for the firebolt replicas
😄

i'll buy one

Next Product
Ferret ice creams
Hand your lovely enemies a few of these and watch them transform into a ferret. Charms last for upto 24 hours!

(i got this idea from when the fake moody turns malfoy into a ferret)

mmm, ill take the ferret ice cream. 💃 💃 💃

😂

im soo gonna buy one !!

3 ferret ice-creams and 5 fake broomsticks please !

any other products that u can think of? lol

Sure if u guys help me, what happened to "help wanted"??
Heres another one:
Squib Crackers (the firework type not edible crackers), give one to your wizard enemy and he will turn into a Squib for 48 hours.
WARNING!!
DO NOT USE ON A SQUIB OR HE/SHE WILL TURN INTO A MUGGLE!
PERMANENTLY!!

HAHAHAHA Squib crackers! i love'em. but arent squib's already pretty much muggles.. i mean they cant do magic😄😄

I want 2 squib crackers !

I want two of everything you have so far...how bout those fire works they used in Harry's fifth year???

I'll take one of everything

Originally posted by oceanflame
HAHAHAHA Squib crackers! i love'em. but arent squib's already pretty much muggles.. i mean they cant do magic😄😄

Saratn, i cant post the crackers F&G weasley used in OoTP becuse that would be copying! 😄

plus how the hell do you do the spoiler thingy?

Originally posted by spidey-carnage
but they can see dementors, or as uncle vernon would put it: dementoids, plus they are aware of the magical world, because they can come to hogwarts, whereas muggles would see an old fortress with a KEEP OUT sign on it.

Saratn, i cant post the crackers F&G weasley used in OoTP becuse that would be copying! 😄

plus how the hell do you do the spoiler thingy?

oh i see ! well in that case.. 2 please!

Hello?
Why hasnt any one except me posted ny ideas?