People I Want to Egg Today List

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Who should be smashed to smitherines, and then given over to us of this thread?

People I Want to Egg Today List

WARNING:

THIS THREAD WILL GIVE AWAY SPOILERS TO THE NEWEST BOOK OF THE HARRY POTTER SERISE. YOU, IF YOU ARE LIKE ME, HAVE ALREADY READ THE BOOK FIVE TIMES BY NOW, THEN PLEASE PROCEDE. IF NOT, LEAVE, BECAUSE WE WILL NOT SHIELD THESE SPOILERS FROM THE NAIVE'S EYES. THANK YOU AND HAPPY MAGICKING.

This is where I show everyone my evil side. some, (Like MK, Ub91, and atb [srry, guys]) have already bared witness to my insanity to cause pain on those who cause pain, which is a catch 22, if you think about it.

WHO WILL HELP ME KILL OFF THESE...THESE.....

DSAO;FIBEHSNRPOEF[EOWBFEIOWNFODKSAM'FPJEW0R9U389-243U572348452398TUR4TY4B3JFSNFL;SDNGF80RETJ0[43HJGNDFGOEN!!!!!!!!!

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Snape!!!! *grunts loudly* that biatch killed DD!

yup. it's the sad truth. OK, I was thinking we could smash his face with a plastic bat AFTER we break ALL of their wands. ✅

plastic? isn't that a little too kind?

i dont wont to egg ne of them 😄

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
plastic? isn't that a little too kind?

Yeah, it should be a metal bat. 😄

I don't just want to egg Snape. I want to poison the egg and shove it up his hairy, flaccid, *censored*.

wow discriptive............

I hate him so much.....he deserves to get his entrails ripped out and paraded around the castle.

or just introduce him to the centaurs

I still think Snape is good for obvious reasons I don't want to argue about, so I choose Umbridge.

Umbridge when you kill her with your poisonous eggs can you give me that quill pllllzzz

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
I hate him so much.....he deserves to get his entrails ripped out and paraded around the castle.

Oh c'mon, Snapes a goodie! Very brave as well, imagine having to kill the only person who gave you a chance and believed in you, we all know that Dumbledore's trust meant a lot to Snape.

Snape isn't evil.. i believe that there are two unbreakable vows going on here. Dumbledore and Snape have an unbreakable vow (which is where the trust comes in), Snape with Narcissa Malfoy. And the mission of Draco to kill Dumbledore to prove his allegiance to Voldemort.

Dumbledore was already dying, I believe through Occulmency that Dumbledore and Snape communicated and Dumbledore told Snape he was dying and to do it in order to save both Snape and Draco.

We will find out in Book 7.

that actually makes sense.

I believe that Snape and Draco are essential to book 7. IMO Snape will sacrifice his life to save Harry in front of Draco. Draco being a witness to this act will realize that the man he idolizes died to save the man Draco hates (Harry), therefore, and I'm just hoping here.. Draco realizes that it's ok to support Harry in this war and turns against Lord Voldemort. Just wishful thinking. I don't think Draco and Snape are as evil as we think they are. Draco couldn't kill Dumbledore. I don't think he could kill Harry either. 😉

Draco, granted isn't that evil. but Snape is

i nthink that Snape killed Dumbledore on Dumbledores orders as he knew he was already dying

what's the point in that? why would Dumbledore WANT to die?