Batman Prep Time Write how he beats these people.

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Batman Prep Time Write how he beats these people.

Darkseid
DoomsDay
Hulk
Superman
Raven
Spiderman
Wolverine
Venom
Carnage
Rhino
Doc Ock
Green Goblin
Flash
Martain Man Hunter
Green Lantern John
Wonder Woman
HawkGirl

Pick the ones you want to write about.

Also if the man could beat any without prep then feel free to write why.

DarkSide?

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
DarkSide?

what about him

How and what is he using against, who? That would help.

I said Write how Batman Wins with prep. If he doesnt win no matter what write that.

Some of these are absurd, so give me time...

kriptonite for supes
a boom tube for everyone else
call the GL corps and JLA for darkseid

Prep time is an excuse for hard-core-batman-fanatics who just can't stand to watch him lose.

Originally posted by What If...
Prep time is an excuse for hard-core-batman-fanatics who just can't stand to watch him lose.

......sure buddy, if it makes you feel better

good comeback, keep your cool

Doomsday - cell...he calls Superman
Hulk - talks to him and makes him see the insanity of Hulk; connects to Banner
Superman - kryptonite
Spiderman - gives him money lol
Wolverine - psychological means
Venom - sonic weapons
Carnage - sonic weapons...unless that doesn't affect him, I forget...
Rhino - he can take him out himself with no prep
Doc Ock - he can take him out by himself I bet, using his utility belt
Green Goblin - batplane big enough? lol
HawkGirl - psychosis

Doomsday - cell...he calls Superman
Hulk - talks to him and makes him see the insanity of Hulk; connects to Banner
Superman - kryptonite
Spiderman - Doesnt need prep but screams mary jane and uncle ben and trap him in a building exploding it.
Wolverine - psychological means
Venom - sonic weapons
Carnage - sonic weapons...unless that doesn't affect him, I forget...
Rhino - he can take him out himself with no prep
Doc Ock - he can take him out by himself I bet, using his utility belt
Green Goblin - batplane big enough? lol
HawkGirl - psychosis

....sounds familiar...

Lol almost. Look harder

well lets say superman knows hes going to fight batman. he gets a suit from S.T.A.R. labs to resist kryptonite radiation. so he he goes without fear to the batcave to take bats. unfortunately for him, bats has installed a red solar energy projector to the roof of the batcave. supes weakens, and batman shows him why hes the dark knight. this one goes out to all the fools who think batman needs kryptonite to take superman.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
well lets say superman knows hes going to fight batman. he gets a suit from S.T.A.R. labs to resist kryptonite radiation. so he he goes without fear to the batcave to take bats. unfortunately for him, bats has installed a red solar energy projector to the roof of the batcave. supes weakens, and batman shows him why hes the dark knight. this one goes out to all the fools who think batman needs kryptonite to take superman.

and i dont know why theres all these discussions about with or without prep time or "if you dropped them into a ring, bats would get his @$$ kicked". why cant we just pick the simple and most logical condition: the characters start off in there respective homes/secret hideouts/fortresses
and have to start from there. that explains prep time and makes sense, since they live there and thats most likely where they will be

......sure buddy, if it makes you feel better

I don't think anyone takes your opinion seriously in a batman topic....considering your name is Batman Wins..with a batman sig. 🙄

L@L!!!1111!1111!1!!1!!111

Yea, I'm dealing with wolverine guys now, who are saying I'm biased, oh well.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Yea, I'm dealing with wolverine guys now, who are saying I'm biased, oh well.

You ofcourse not, why you, never. Also theres 5 other people in there that im refering to more of, but you think...hold on got to use the sepejhshjsejs the ejhdsjh the spell check.