Yoda: Boxers or Briefs?

Ok, I've seen around some really odd questions about Yoda... why not make an oddball question thread specific just for him ? Sure, there is the "Miscellaneous and Oddball Questions about Episode III" thread, and the "TheForce.Net Hilarious Thread Topics" thread... but not a thread devoted entirely to those burning questions we have about Yoda and Yoda only.... so I must ask then, do you think he wears boxers or briefs?

Add your funny/stupid/morbid/naughty questions about Yoda here.... and writing about any other character would be off topic.... Keep it PG13 of course or Ken will have this puppy shut down for sure.... wink1

well, he seems pretty confident. so i'd say he was hung pretty generously. therefore, he'd need something to contain his large, green member from floppin' about while fights, but not be too tight. so i'd say...boxer-briefs.

I'd say he wears his robes loosely

I don't want to know what hes got under his pajama looking robe. 😕

well, maybe when he's just maxin' and relaxin' at the temple. i guess you can't feel all constricted when you're meditating.

Originally posted by mysterio69
well, he seems pretty confident. so i'd say he was hung pretty generously. therefore, he'd need something to contain his large, green member from floppin' about while fights, but not be too tight. so i'd say...boxer-briefs.

A bit descriptive there, please tone it down next time.

Yes, Master Kenobi. *Bows* We will all listen.

Maybe he's going commando! 😱

Jock strap, perhaps? 😕

With or without Cortorsis Cup?

Perhaps, how about long-johns?confused1

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
Jock strap, perhaps? 😕

😂 lol!!! 😂

To be fair, we don't even know exactly what he has down there...

But if his reproductive organs are similar to ours then I'd say Yoda's preference would be a G-string. He just has a kinky vibe to him... he must be a fox in the sack.

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
To be fair, we don't even know exactly what he has down there...

But if his reproductive organs are similar to ours then I'd say Yoda's preference would be a G-string. He just has a kinky vibe to him... he must be a fox in the sack.

😱

😂

just a tube sock

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
To be fair, we don't even know exactly what he has down there...

But if his reproductive organs are similar to ours then I'd say Yoda's preference would be a G-string. He just has a kinky vibe to him... he must be a fox in the sack.

Which brings me to another oddball question... if Yoda were to date, which species would he date? I mean, he is the only character of his species (whatever it is) that we know of... I don't think there are any female Yoda's for him to pick from..... So would it be considered inter-racial, say, if he had the hots for the twi-lek chick who walked up the stairs in the opera?

Now I know Jedi are not supposed to form attachments but they could at least date, right? So my question is not entirely moot? Please correct me if I am wrong.

He would date Yaddle!

I doubt his entire species is wiped away. Not knowing about them doesn't mean they arn't there.

This thread is pointless... nevertheless... Yoda is a free bird!

judging by the way he flips around all the time, id say hes wearing something pretty tight....