Never put toothpaste on your eyelids!

*frontflips through window killing everyone in her path then marches up to spoony and squeezes two tubs of toothpaste into his eyes then jump through the window again* 😐

never put icy hot on your scrotum. It is like hell on earth

Thanks alot cry I dont even HAVE a scrotum... *runs off crying* Meanie

😆

Originally posted by BENITO
he did it for kicks.

Originally posted by Ronny
*frontflips through window killing everyone in her path then marches up to spoony and squeezes two tubs of toothpaste into his eyes then jump through the window again* 😐

.... cry

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I could kick him if he wants.

weep

Originally posted by §P0oONY
It hurts and makes your eyes water.... it is quite fun though... in a sadistic way....

You give the best advice for situation I would never even consider getting myself into 😊

Why would someone do that anyway?jm

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
You give the best advice for situation I would never even consider getting myself into 😊

Just doing my bit to aid society #proud#...

EDIT: Someone make a f**kin' proud smilie....

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Why would someone do that anyway?jm

I don't know... I was tired.... and a bit drunk

Stupidity mixed with fun.

Originally posted by Ronny
*frontflips through window killing everyone in her path then marches up to spoony and squeezes two tubs of toothpaste into his eyes then jump through the window again* 😐

Nobody ever does romantic stuff like that to ME cry

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Ronny
Thanks alot cry I dont even HAVE a scrotum... *runs off crying* Meanie

How to respond to a bizarre post such as this one?

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Uh..........

How to respond to a bizarre post such as this one?

You have no woman skills....quickly......offer here your scrotum so she can pour something hot on it fool!!!!!!!!

😗

~wickerman~

No! She'd probably pour sulfuric acid on it or something.....

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
No! She'd probably pour sulfuric acid on it or something.....

But if you don't, she'll be all grumpy and sad and everything 🙁

~wickerman~

Yeah, it's either excrutiating pain, probably with last damage vs. Ronny grumpy and sad. And I hate making my friends grumpy and sad.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Yeah, it's either excrutiating pain, probably with last damage vs. Ronny grumpy and sad. And I hate making my friends grumpy and sad.

EXACTLY!!!! 😄 Now present your delicate softspot and brace yourself 👆

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Nobody ever does romantic stuff like that to ME cry

~wickerman~