Originally posted by Wickerman
ps: TFP, i didn't know that one
How about this one?
Barney's On Fire Lyrics
Happened one day in the studio
dancing around in a dosey-doe
the purple monstrosity was waving his arms
and we were falling victims of his evil charms
he brushed against the candle and he started to smoke
and now we're all laughing at the dinosaur joke
oh boy!
Barneys on fire
its what we've always desired
we'll watch the flames get higher
just dont try to put him out
(in background chants of 'kill him, kill him'😉
purple fur was flying; ashes everywhere
and all of the kids just continued to stare
the guy inside the suit, he started to yell
we probably should've helped him but what the hell?
he threw himself violently against the wall
he fell to his knees and tried to crawl
away
oh boy!
Barneys on fire
this is our secret desire
we'll help the flames burn brighter
but dont you try to put him out
(break it down with me, come on!)
oh boy!
barneys on fire!!!
this is what we've always desired
wont you help us fan the flames higher?
but you better not try to put him out
barneys no longer ignited
we're feeling somewhat slighted
he's laying in a heap on the floor
we poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure
he was dead!
My favorite 'Weird Al' song
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About some devastating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, please answer me one question...
Why'd they have to interrupt The Simpsons just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed
Why does this always happen...
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen...
Why does this always happen to me?
I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl
There was a 12-car pile-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work
Oh, Why does this always happen...
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen...
Why does this always happen to me?
Oh, the other day my boss said we were running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
So I turned around and stabbed him in the face
Oh, and wouldn't you know it? My knife got stuck
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again
Oh, tell me, Why does this always happen...
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen...
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me?
Weird al is one of my faves... Damn I feel stupid....
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleeding
This is my last resort
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's all right, nothing is fine
I'm running and a-crying
Wake up (Wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
(Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to
I don't think you trust
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die, die, die
D-d-die die die die die
Hey
I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free
Ride into the sun
She never loved me
She never loved me
She never loved me
Why should anyone?
(Come here, come here, come here)
I'll take your photo for ya
(Come here, come here, come here)
Drive you around the corner
(Come here, come here, come here)
You know you really oughta
(Come here, come here, come here)
Move out to California
Do what I want 'cause I can
If I don't because I wanna
Be ignored by the stiff and the bored
Because I'm gonna
Hate to say I told you so, all right
Do believe I told you so
Now it's all out and you knew
'Cause I wanted to
Fell in love with a girl
I fell in love at once and almost completely
She's in love with the world
But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading
Can't think of anything to do
Yeah, my left brain knows that all love is fleeting
She's just looking for something new
Yeah, I said it once before but it bears repeating, now
Last night, she said
"Oh baby, don't you feel so down
When you turn me off
When I feel left out"
So I (what'd you do?)
Well, I turned around (right around)
"Oh, baby, gonna be alright"
It was a great big lie (big old lie)
'Cause I left that night
Yeah
Ooh ah ah ah ah
Ooh ah ah ah ah
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate and let it flow into me
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift that has been given to me
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
This time I'm 'a let it all come out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm a do things my way
It's my way
My way or the highway
This time I'm a let it all come out
This time I'm a stand up and shout
I'm a do things my way
It's my way
[honk]
[honk]
Or the highway
But I'm on the outside
I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
'Cause inside you're ugly
Ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you
Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy
Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy
Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are the youth of the nation Hey
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please
Please, please stand up
Slim Shady won't you please stand up?
(Stand up Shady)(Stand up)
(Stand up Shady)(Stand up)
(Stand up Shady)
Shady, won't you please stand up?
Hey
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
How about this one?[B]Barney's On Fire Lyrics
Happened one day in the studio
dancing around in a dosey-doe
the purple monstrosity was waving his arms
and we were falling victims of his evil charmshe brushed against the candle and he started to smoke
and now we're all laughing at the dinosaur jokeoh boy!
Barneys on fire
its what we've always desired
we'll watch the flames get higher
just dont try to put him out(in background chants of 'kill him, kill him'😉
purple fur was flying; ashes everywhere
and all of the kids just continued to stare
the guy inside the suit, he started to yell
we probably should've helped him but what the hell?he threw himself violently against the wall
he fell to his knees and tried to crawl
awayoh boy!
Barneys on fire
this is our secret desire
we'll help the flames burn brighter
but dont you try to put him out(break it down with me, come on!)
oh boy!
barneys on fire!!!
this is what we've always desired
wont you help us fan the flames higher?
but you better not try to put him outbarneys no longer ignited
we're feeling somewhat slighted
he's laying in a heap on the floor
we poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure
he was dead! [/B]
😆 That one's just too feckin awesome 😂
~wickerman~