Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
How can you not respect Thanos?
cos he's nothin' but a pumped up punk throwin' a universe wide tantrum all because he can't pluck up the courage to just ask out the girl he fancies
if he can't step up to death and just say "would you like to go out for a drink" then he aint gettin' my respect...... whiney loser that he is
any of you ever tried to destroy the universe just to get a girl to notice you? what if it worked?
she'd be all like "WOW! ok, i'll go out with you"
and you'd say "cool, y'know i've always liked you and watched you from afar"
but then she'd be all like "wait.... you mean you've been like stalking me? my god..... you're nothing but a depraved pervert.... even if you had left some part of the universe for us to actually go out in i wouldn't go out with you...... and that's even when you ARE the last man in existence......weirdo"
then you'd go cry in the corner....... well...... you would..... except you destroyed all the corners
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