Best GTA: San Andreas Quotes

As we all know there are a collection of priceless and downright crude quotes throughout the infamous game. From whatever CJ may shout when in the throws of a gang shoot out, to the clerks in the nearby stores and fastfood restaurants, there's never a dull verbal moment.

I thought that I would start a thread listing a sort of "Best of" quotes from the game. This is basically just an opinionated thread of what you guys just damned near fell out of your chairs laughing once you ran across these little side-splitting moments in the game. I'll start it off with one of my all time favorites:

Server Guy in Cluckin' Bell: [before you buy] How may I further degrade myself sir?[after you buy] Hope ya choke-a-doodle-doo!

This is just one of many, but I died laughing when I first heard it! 😆 It was just hilarious! I even go to Cluckin' Bell now, just to hear this guy go! 😛

There's a whole bunch more in the game, but I'll leave them open to you guys! Have fun 😉!

the best one is on the last level

"carl you mutha ****in piece o shit gangbanging cocksuker"

or the weird asian guys who say something like

"shit,****,bastard cock"

also the clucking bell guy

"only 10 % guano" which is only funny if you know what guano is

i also like alot of the stuff that jizzy, mike toreno and zero come away with

OMG! Mike Toreno's so-called "motivational speeches" over the phone on the learning to fly missions are just hilarious! 😆

One word...

"The Truth"

Wait a minute... 😕

The Truth is cool...

The Truth...

[Spying on a mysterious black van] Quick look away, think of a yellow rubber duck! lmao

[after watching a black van drive by them]
Carl Johnson: C'mon, dude, what's all that about?
The Truth: You don't want to know.
Carl Johnson: Why?
The Truth: Do you know what a sub-dermal neurophone is?
Carl Johnson: A what?
The Truth: Exactly. Sometimes its best to stay in the dark, kid.

Mike Toreno: This history is all wrong! It says that Hitler killed himself, and that we nuked Japan. Well... Whatever helps them sleep at night.

HAHA!
Carl: [After a car hits you] What did you, buy your license!

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Mike Toreno: This history is all wrong! It says that Hitler killed himself, and that we nuked Japan. Well... Whatever helps them sleep at night.

😆

i like the one when he seems so unconcerned about another agency selling landmines

"they took a shipment of landmines...sold them to middle eastern country and everybody went crazy and it killed alot of people and caused a lotta problems...blah blah"

Hehe, I got another, though I don't really know what it means when CJ says it:

CJ: [singing?] Warm it up CJ warm it up Kane! Warm it up CJ warm it up Kane!

"I smoke cuz it gives me knowlegde"

the pedestrians say some funny lines too

pedestrian: them white boys had me on crystal meth!

and while we're doing that mad pedestrian

" i lke intellectual rap"

and

"i smoke cause it gives me peace of mind"

"You like my *******...always holdin' up s**t"

classic quote from a passing pedestrian

lol hilarious commentary...who writes this stuff?

"Welcome to San Andreas, fool"

-CJ

I believe the Video Game Quotes thread can be used for this.....closed.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=323295&highlight=video+game+quotes