The wise old sage

If you have a problem and you want to talk about it I the wise old sage my be able to help out and offer some advice on the matter

Is it possible to grab a knife by the blade and stab them with the handle?

No I tried it once and it hurt me not them so it's not a good idea

Is the fast food industry as evil as they say, and how can I resist the Big Mac attack? 😕

Yes it is and you don't need to resist just cut down to one every few months or so

hi y r u sooooooooooooox100000000 evil???

yes indeed I am whats it to you

What's the difference between a black mage and a black waltz?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is the fast food industry as evil as they say, and how can I resist the Big Mac attack? 😕

Thanks, Old Sage! 👆 fullmop

Well darth mantis the black waltz is more powerful more intelligent and more evil

Originally posted by Black Waltz #3
If you have a problem and you want to talk about it I the wise old sage my be able to help out and offer some advice on the matter

preperation H...............

bash

I have a bro....any advice?

kill him in his sleep.

I just found out hes gonna stay up all night watching COnstantine.....any advice?

kill him while he watches constantine. stab him in the eyeball with a #2 pencil.death

no i looked up a pic. on google.......very disturbing...........

take a spatula and scoop out his eyeballs.

my bro named Jerry said to go f**k yourself.............