What is it with Aliens and rectal probing?

Originally posted by Df02
i love how this thread seems to beleive all the backwater reports of rectal probing..

the truth is some crackhead got too ****ed and his underlying homosexuality led him to make up a story about aliens sodomising him... it spread via the media, and more people copied it

And if he really had relations with the aliens, he'd be a xenosexual instead of a homosexual, wouldn't he? 😛

Originally posted by Dagons Blade
And if he really had relations with the aliens, he'd be a xenosexual instead of a homosexual, wouldn't he? 😛

But would it make you a bad person?

Originally posted by whirlysplat
How much do the Aliens think they can learn by rectally probing people in outlining regions in the USA?

And Why probe mainly Americans this way? Strange 😕

I am unsure of the methodology in the alien experiment.

Evaluate

well..... they probably think, due to the fact that most Americans talk from that orifice, it must be close to the brain.... 😄

😆

jk guys..... 😛

speaking as an alien abductee. they do not stick probes in your bottom.
the give you a type of catscan and implant silica based monitering devices in the sides of you feet.

Originally posted by hawkwind
speaking as an alien abductee. they do not stick probes in your bottom.
the give you a type of catscan and implant silica based monitering devices in the sides of you feet.

So please tell me about you abduction experience..........

perhaps gray aliens are a group of intergalactic dentists, and not all species keep their teeth in the same place?