The Mouth of Yoda

Started by AnakinDayWalker1 pages

The Mouth of Yoda

1) A loaf I must pinch.
2) Chilli Fries I like.
3) Down here, smells like foot and butts it does.
4) Too short your skirt is. The moons of Endor I do see.
5) Short I may be. But ugly you are and dresses you funny your momma does.
6) In your backside, inject a sabre I will. Off you must step.
7) To the hand you must talk. Listening I am not.
8) Cudly, I am not. Your hand and that grin remove I must.
9) The force you must harness. My finger you must pull.
10) On the top shelf again, the jelly who put?
11) When 300 years you reach, not so fresh you smell.
12) Padawan, soiled myself I have. A fresh diaper you must fetch.
13) Me teef haf anyone theen?
14) Fool you my size should not. A full sized sabre I carry.
15) The force I used not. Lift your skirt, I did not. The wind it must be.
16) A boost, someone must give me.
17) Going down *Beep* You are!

And this is what? Another dumb thread from AnakinDayWalker? I'm just going to push the report button...

We need to have a section on KMC called the "Loser Forum" where all the members that lack intelligence can go and start as many horrible threads as they want...

Then this guy and others would fill it up and the KMC forums would grind to a halt for lack of space.

I suppose so... But if we could somehow get all the idiots on KMC to go to one spot, it would make it easier for the mods to delete all their accounts and/or ban them.
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True. We should call it "Mouth of Yoda, Asses of KMC"

I say we should send them emails telling them to go to a random building in the middle of no where the carpet bombing said building.