Les Awards Stupide

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Les Awards Stupide

The stupid awards take place at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal this year, the categories and their respective nominees go as follows........

Stupidest Man of the Year: U.S. Senator John Kerry; Former Ukrainian president Leonid Kuchma; columnist Ann Coulter; NHL commissioner Gary Bettman and Players Association director Bob Goodenow (shared); U.S. President George W. Bush

Dumbest Moment of the Year: Ashlee Simpson on SNL; Basketball fight featuring Ron Artest; Prince Harry showing up to party in Nazi suit; Tom Cruise on Oprah; Russell Crowe throwing a phone at somebody's head.

Stupidest Statement of the Year: "Can you handle my truth?" - Britney Spears; "Go (expletive) yourself." - U.S. Vice-President Dick Cheney; "Nooooooooooooo" - Darth Vader, in Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith; "They never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we." - U.S. President George W. Bush; "That's hot." - Paris Hilton.

Stupidest Movie of the Year: Elektra; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; Alexander; Alien vs Predator; The Pacifier

Stupidest Woman of the Year: Paris Hilton; Ashlee Simpson; Brangelina; The Runaway Bride; Paula Abdul

Stupidest Trend of the Year: Religious Fundamentalism of all kinds; War; Crystal Meth; Seeing the Virgin Mary in toast, hamburgers etc...; Climate Change

Stupidest TV Show of the Year: Britney Spears, Chaotic; Surreal Life; The Simple Life; The Beauty and the Geek; Dr. Phil

Dumbest Government of the Year: Iran; United States of America; Canada; North Korea; The United Nations

Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet: Kim Jong Il, Dictator of North Korea; U.S. President George W. Bush; The Vatican; The Government of Iran; Paris Hilton

Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance: Fox News; CBS News; CNN; Al-Jazeera; Newsweek

Stupidest Award Show of The Year: The Oscars; The Grammys; The Daytime Emmy Awards; The Golden Globes; The World Stupidity Awards

Who thinks Bush has a chance to win?
*jumps up and down, arm in the air*

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I have'ta see these awards!! All my favorite morons are nominated! 😱

Go Bush!! 💃

The one time I'm rooting for the man clap

😂 ..... 😄

who's Ann Coulter? I don't think I heard of her

Who decides the winner of each category? Or can we all vote somewhere? 😱

Originally posted by yerssot
who's Ann Coulter? I don't think I heard of her

Think Michel Moore/Al Franken but Conservative, Minus the funny, Minus any type of point whatsoever, and add a nice healthy dose of pure evil, and you'd be pretty close...

My pics...

Stupidest Man of the Year: U.S. President George W. Bush

Dumbest Moment of the Year: Ashlee Simpson on SNL Tom Cruise on Oprah; (can't decide!!)

Stupidest Statement of the Year: "They never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we." - U.S. President George W. Bush; "

Stupidest Movie of the Year: Elektra;

Stupidest Woman of the Year: Paris Hilton;

Stupidest Trend of the Year: Religious Fundamentalism of all kinds;

Stupidest TV Show of the Year: The Simple Life;

Dumbest Government of the Year:United States of America

Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet: ; U.S. President George W. Bush;

Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance: Fox News;

Stupidest Award Show of The Year: The Oscars; The Grammys; The Daytime Emmy Awards; The Golden Globes;
(all of em...)

go bush!

Re: Les Awards Stupide

My votes go:

Stupidest Man of the Year:; U.S. President George W. Bush
Dumbest Moment of the Year: Russell Crowe throwing a phone at somebody's head.
Stupidest Statement of the Year: "They never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we." - U.S. President George W. Bush;
Stupidest Movie of the Year: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy;
Stupidest Woman of the Year: Paris Hilton
Stupidest Trend of the Year: Seeing the Virgin Mary in toast,
Stupidest TV Show of the Year: The Simple Life;
Dumbest Government of the Year: United States of America;
Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet:U.S. President George W. Bush;
Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance: Fox News;
Stupidest Award Show of The Year😄aytime Emmy Awards;

Originally posted by silver_tears
The one time I'm rooting for the man clap

HEAR HEAR!! The ONLY time I'd vote for him! 😆

Stupidest Man of the Year: U.S. President George W. Bush

Dumbest Moment of the Year: Ashlee Simpson on SNL

Stupidest Statement of the Year: "They never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we." - U.S. President George W. Bush

Stupidest Movie of the Year: Elektra

Stupidest Woman of the Year: Ashlee Simpson

Stupidest Trend of the Year: Seeing the Virgin Mary in toast,Stupidest

TV Show of the Year: The Simple Life

Dumbest Government of the Year: North Korea;

Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet: U.S. President George W. Bush;

Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance: Fox News;

Stupidest Award Show of The Year: The Daytime Emmy Awards

The others might as well not bother even writing a speech if they are facing Bush. He is a force of nature (the stupid force, that is, becoming far more common as the years pass)

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Tom Cruise on Oprah

What happened here? 😱

Bush all the way baby, God I hate that man 😠

Stupidest Man of the Year: U.S. President George W. Bush, this was a close one between Bush and Coulter

Dumbest Moment of the Year: Prince Harry showing up to party in Nazi suit

Stupidest Statement of the Year: "They never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we." - U.S. President George W. Bush

Stupidest Movie of the Year: The Pacifier

Stupidest Woman of the Year: Brangelina; The Runaway Bride

Stupidest Trend of the Year: Religious Fundamentalism of all kinds

Stupidest TV Show of the Year: Britney Spears, Chaotic; Surreal Life; The Simple Life; The Beauty and the Geek; Dr. Phil, I haven't seen any, so all

Dumbest Government of the Year: The United Nations

Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the world: U.S. President George W. Bush

Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance: Fox News

Stupidest Award Show of The Year: The Daytime Emmy Awards

Bush wins this with ease.

Stupidest Man of the Year: U.S. Senator John Kerry (you lost to a president which half the country hates..IDIOT)

Dumbest Moment of the Year: Russell Crowe throwing a phone at somebody's head. (hilarious)

Stupidest Statement of the Year: "Nooooooooooooo" - Darth Vader, in Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith;

Stupidest Movie of the Year: The Pacifier

Stupidest Woman of the Year: Paris Hilton

Stupidest Trend of the Year: Religious Fundamentalism of all kinds

Stupidest TV Show of the Year: Surreal Life

Dumbest Government of the Year: Canada

Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet: Kim Jong Il, Dictator of North Korea

Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance: CNN

Stupidest Award Show of The Year: The World Stupidity Awards

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
What happened here? 😱

http://www.nationalwatercooler.com/tomonomovie.html

He has lost his mind.shock

Yeah ole Tommy boy seriously needs some of those medications he's so famous for dissing

😆