Superman Vs Batman and Wolverine after they kill L.Lane

Batman: Wolverine, I know this boyscout very well, we have no chance of taking him in a straight fight. But I've got a plan, do as I say and we can take him down
Wolverine: GRrrrr....I'll take your word, but you better not get used to ordering me around, bub

sometime later...

Batman: Superman, there's some bad news I have to tell you, come quick
Superman: (gets there in 6 seconds of hyper-sonic flight) What is it?
Batman: It's Lois, I'm afraid she's dead...sorry Clark
Superman: WHAT??!! HOW?! Who....?
Batman: Let me show you...

Batman presses a remote button, suddenly the walls around the room rise, revealing a glass enclosure, and green ambient light floods the room

Superman: Whaa...t? What are yo...u doing?
Batman: Sorry Clark, I knew you were going to find out sooner or later what happened to Lois. I figured it was better that I break the news to you. As you may have already guessed, you are being bombarded by kryptonite radiation, the glass walls are designed to amplify the effects of Kryptonite. I knew you trusted me enough not to x-ray this place beforehand. Your predictability and your honor becomes your downfall.
Superman: But...*gasp*...why?
Batman: You are becoming a nuisance to me...I feel my methods of fighting crime has become under scrutiny ever since your arrival. In the end, we have the same goals of ridding crime...we just choose to approach it differently, I hope you understand Clark.
Superman: sssttop! this is not like youuu...
Batman: Stop patronizing me. I realized a while ago that I needed you gone. You've taken out the fear that I've instilled in the criminals. I can't let you undermine my mission. Logan, its your turn
Wolverine: About time....Man of steel, say hi to my claws of adamantium....snikt

a couple of minutes later...

Batman: Alfred...
Alfred: Yes, Master Bruce...?
Batman: There's a mess in corridor C-7, clean it up when you get the chance.

Seeing how smart batman is, he'd probably convince wolverine he can do it alone...

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Of course, batman would be long gone, before wolverine realized the flaw in his ego.

Yup.

Batman wouldn't team up with Logan any more than absolutely neccessary.

But Superman without any PIS would still annihilate the pair of them with contemptuous ease.

like there's a .0000000000001% chance of them winning.

Perhaps. 😄

Pis and fanboys, are the other teams powers, if they were in this match...

I agree I altered it a little to make it right.

Batman: Wolverine, I know this boyscout very well, we have no chance of taking him in a straight fight. But I've got a plan, do as I say and we can take him down
Wolverine: GRrrrr....I'll take your word, but you better not get used to ordering me around, bub

sometime later...

Batman: Superman, there's some bad news I have to tell you, come quick
Superman: (Gets there in 6 seconds of hyper-sonic flight but couldn't stop in time and accidently rams Batman, killing him)

Superman: Omg Bruce, I couldn't stop honest. Omg no no BRUCEEEEE!!!

Wolverine: Holy shit, ( sneaks out the back door)

what's PIS?

Batman: "Hahah, that dumbass doesn't know we are waiting here..."

Wolverine: "Waitasecond, doesn't he have super-hearing?"

Batman: "Pfft, he told me that it's just urban myth yesterday."

Wolverine: "Oh, okay. Now he only needs to be close to the ring...hey, what's that thing? It looks like bus or something."

SMASH!

Plot Induced Stupidity.

Whenever Superman forgets that he has ludicrous strength, or that he can fly, or that he can move at nearly any speed, or that he has deadly laser beams etc.... that's PIS...

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Batman: "Hahah, that dumbass doesn't know we are waiting here..."

Wolverine: "Waitasecond, doesn't he have super-hearing?"

Batman: "Pfft, he told me that it's just urban myth yesterday."

Wolverine: "Oh, okay. Now he only needs to be close to the ring...hey, what's that thing? It looks like bus or something."

SMASH!

😆 also he has xray vission

Originally posted by masterbruce
what's PIS?

Plot induced stupidity: Its when something that shouldn't be happening, DOES to advance the plot...

Like batman taking a hit to the face from an angry superman and living.

CIS
character induced stupidity: like spiderman fighting a character up close, that he doesn't have too.

Its used when people bring bs evidence into an argument, like is done with batman and wolverine, OFTEN.

first, Superman doesn't use his super hearing to listen to everything or he would be overwhelmed

I explained away his xray vision because of his trust of Batman, he wouldn't suspect something

there's really no way bats and wolvie can take out superman unless there's deception and kryptonite

thanks for the explanations of PIS and CIS, they do suck...

large monkey balls

I Think Superman knows in advance that Batman and Wolverine killed Lois so your little scenario doesnt quite work masterbruce

i've seen supes melt booster gold's flight ring in less than a second and just a glance. i've never understood why he couldn't just melt the k-ring as well. even if the vision doesn't work against k-nite itself (not sure if it does off hand) he could then melt a huge hole BENEATH the k-nite effectively eliminating it from battle. and supes once used heat vision to warm the moon (or was it earth, snoop?). call me crazy, but even given wolvie's greater than lightspeed dodging powers (😉) i'm thinking he's gonna have trouble getting out of the way of that . . .

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Originally posted by leonidas
i've seen supes melt booster gold's flight ring in less than a second and just a glance. i've never understood why he couldn't just melt the k-ring as well. even if the vision doesn't work against k-nite itself (not sure if it does off hand) he could then melt a huge hole BENEATH the k-nite effectively eliminating it from battle. and supes once used heat vision to warm the moon (or was it earth, snoop?). call me crazy, but even given wolvie's greater than lightspeed dodging powers (😉) i'm thinking he's gonna have trouble getting out of the way of that . . .

I've lost track of wolverine's powers......