do you have a crush on emma watson (hermione)

Dirty Dirty DIRTY boys.
💃

Originally posted by ShaKoon
she will enjoy it, remember the method,
1: spot her
2: run before she gets away
3: grab her bum so she can't move
4: wrap your dang tongue on hers
5: makeout for at least 10min

ya, kiss her, if you get slapped, just ignore it, and keep on kissing
1: after slapped, ignore
2: slap her bum, (gently)
3: push her chest close enough to you, so you can feel her "basketballs"

then, bring her in the car, undress her top wear, (uncovering everything!)
then have her take off your pants, h*mp for a while, then move down her chest!

10: let her take off your pants
11: move down her chest to her "basketballs"
12: h*mp, then lick her "basketballs"

You realize that by the time you h*mp, you are already inside of her 🙂

WOO HOO!!!

Originally posted by ShaKoon
10: let her take off your pants
11: move down her chest to her "basketballs"
12: h*mp, then lick her "basketballs"

dude, by #9. she'll be on cloud nine (if your like me)

ha! but why stop,
we gotta have more methods!

my fav part, is licking her "basketballs"

SICK-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💃

then drive her to your hotel/house, jump on the bed, play with her for like 1hr

she will dig it!

13. go on fer like a few hours.
14. take her to the hotel
15. continue where you left off.
16. wake up before her so she don't run off
17. by this time she'll love you (for me at least 😉 )
18. Get her number and adress
19. give her yours
20. start again
21.do this for a few days
22. let her do some work
23. If you're as good as I am 😉 wait for her to call
24. convince her (if nessary) to come to where you live, even if on the otha side of the world
25. Convince her to stay
26. meet her mamma
27. apease her momma
28. keep her happy
29. propose
30.live happily after after
31. "make babies"

then, make a po*no video

you can type all of porno, just not ****, ****, ******, and *****. those are automatically censored

YA
31: IT NEVER ENDS
31: now, you give her a pill (healthy) which will prevent her having babies
32: have s*x for like 3 hr

33: hum* her for 5 min
34: play & stuff with her basketballs (again)
35: make sure she goes for your private too!

Awww, c'mon, If she loves you, and you love her (which as I aave said, I'll be able to make her love me) having children is no problem. and besides, by my #31, she like, 25-ish.

and for everything after 31, you can say, use any previous nuumbers of yor choice.